JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Wasee mko musuri! Mada iko open, taja mambo unayoyakumbuka makubwa ya kipekee uliyowahi kuyafanya utotomi mpka wazazi au wakubwa kiujumla wakajivunia wewe. Nianze namimi. 1. Nakumbuka hili...
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Asalam aleikhum. Leo tulikuwa na meeting sehemu flani huko posta. Watu walikuwa wengi zsidi ya 50 tukijadiliana mambo mbalimbali. Mimi nlifika kwa kuchelewa kidogo sababu ya Traffic Jam.baadaye...
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Napenda niwape kwanza salamu toka kwa Mark Twain Gerald jamaa yangu toka Finland. Nilikuwa huko nmerudi siku chache zilizopita. Huwa anapenda kuingia ingia JF asome threads za English acheke sana...
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Mke na mume walifikia maamuzi ya pamoja kujiua (committing suicide) baada ya kupitia katika nyakati ngumu za maisha yao pamoja. Hivyo wakaamua kujirusha kutoka juu ya jengo lenye ghorofa 20...
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Umeshabadili ID yako inayojulikana na mwana JF fulani. Ukafungua ID nyingine akaja akakutongoza. Wewe unamjua yeye anadhani ni member mpya au mwingine. Unamalizanaje naye.....unamkwepa...
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Wagwan rasta.....selasiii i,i & i in the name of jah, i salute you wana zengo wa jamii forum.Leo nataka kuongelea kuhusu imani ya kirastafari na kwanini nilichagua kuwa rastafari japo sijazaliwa...
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Baada yakusoma maandiko mbalimbali ya umughaka humu jukwaani,na kuvitazama kwa umakini visa vyake,nimegundua tunafanana kwa vingi 1. Ulofa Mimi ni lofa sometimes hasa kwenye kudai hela,naweza...
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Habari la jioni dada zangu wapendwa. Mada hii inawahusu wanawake ambao asubuhi mchana jioni madera tu. Unakuta mtu siku nzima anashinda na dera halafu ndani amevaa ribukta la man united au...
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Naaaaaaam Ndugu wanajamvi, Kuna huyu mjomba aitwaye Kiranga, huwa anasema kuwa hamwamini Mungu. Msimwamini hata kidogo maana anaigiza aisee. Juzi nilipandisha uzi jamvini hapa unao husu...
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Baada ya kugunguliwa muungwana ni kushukuru. Nashukuru lkn sikujua kisa nimetuma picha chafu ipi. Ni uungwana kuomba radhi. Naomba Sana. Sikujua kabisa. Viongozi wangu
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Wana jf habari zenu,? Leo naomba niwakumbushe l utongozaji na mawasiliano ya me na ke ktk suala la mapenzi. 1.nikirusha jiwe juu ya paa la nyumba yenu ujue ni Mimi 2.ukitumwa sokon jitahid...
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Hope wazima wana JF, Juzi wakati nacheki habari ITV saa 2 usiku, nilipatwa na mshituko baada ya kuona umbo namba 8 la mtangazaji wa habari ITV. Baada ya kutangaza muhtasari wa habari akawa...
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Habari wadau mko njema kabisa Natumaini wazima kabisa, Basi Sasa kama kichwa cha Uzi kinavyosema naomba kujua utaratibu upoje wa kupata kisimbusi kipya yani kinga'muzi cha Startimes upoje, maana...
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Habari wanaJF Bila kupoteza muda hizi ndyo kazi ambazo sitamani kabisa mwanangu aje kuzifanya hata kama zina pesa nyingi. 1.Polisi 2.Barmaid 3.Muigizaji(Kwa mtoto wa Kike) 4.Secretary wa MaBoss...
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Haya majina ni majina ya kiasili ya mikoa ya Nyanda za juu kusini. 1. Ang’ombwize 2. Alatuhiga 3. Atupele 4. Tulalumba 5. Mwadalihe 6. Ambwene 7. Anzawe 8. Chengula 9. Mgaya 10. Mbilinyi 11...
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Naenda kushangaa mema ya nchi. Nimetoka Mtwara ( Tandhahimba) kwenye mnada wa korosho. Huko wadangaji sio hata watoto wa Mtwara. Ni mademu kutoka Dar halafu wengi wao hawataki hela. Wanataka...
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Happy Birthday to the one super lady! 🎉 You're the perfect mix of brilliance, strength, and fun. Keep being amazing, because you're simply unstoppable! Hongera sana financial services 🎂 🍾 🥂...
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Tupo katika kipindi ambacho wahitimu wa kidato cha sita wanatarajia kujiunga na vyuo vikuu mbalimbali hapa nchini. Swali ni kwamba wanachuo watarajiwa wameandaliwa mazingira mazuri ya malazi...
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Yaani wote ninaowafahamu wako hivyo. Sasa nawachunguza nisiowajua ili nigundue kitu
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