JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Namshukuru Mungu leo nimetimiza miaka 23. Long may I reign.

"Umeamkaje" kwa lugha yako unasemaje Mimi nasema "Muinuke zeze"

Nani kaelewa hii code ya hawa watu.

Shalom, Daah nimepita jumapili na jumatatu pale Arusha Kila mwenye Bar anafanya ubunifu wa kuweka Wahudumu Wenye Matako mazuri na makubwa ni full shangwe. Sijui hii tabia ya Arusha na matako...

Miaka 30 ni mingi sana kukaa hapa duniani sio tu kukaa nyumbani, inabidi uwe umesha leta impact. Kuna watu kabla ya hiyo miaka walishafanya makubwa sana hadi sasa bado wanakumbukwa kwenye...

Wakuu jana maana kukutana na yule demu muathirika wa virusi.vya ukimwi niliamua kurudi kimya kimya maskani ila mke wangu sikumkuta kumuuliza dada wa kazi akaniambia ameelekea mwanza tokea jana...

Ndio inapaswa iwe hivi, waziri wa kilimo ajue kupiga jembe haswa tena la mkono. Waziri wa TEHAMA ajue masuala ya IT na wizara zingine zote wawe wanafanyiwa majaribio na kupewa mitihani kabla...

Mke anabwabwaja tu toka asubuhi mpaka jioni. Imebidi niwe mlevi bila kupenda

Hatakama mnanidai ndo mnitafute kama kuku., kila mahali natafutwa ,. Kwani Sina uhuru wangu binafsi

Which thing have made you think twice when you wakeup today?

Mke wangu alinunua asali ya dawa kama lita hivi Nilionja kidogo sasa leo naimalizia na hajui Nimekaa sebuleni nalamba kidogo Na hii sio mara kwanza Mnaweje kutunza asali Nawaza tu wale...

Hebu tupe uzoefu, ili twende sawa zaidi. Ulikiuka miiko gani ukapigwa ban JF au nini kilisababisha ukapigwa ban? Mara ngapi umekumbana na changamoto hiyo na ni jukwaa gani hasa lilikusababisha...

Way way back, Hizi chuma kipindi tunakuwa zingine zilikuwa zinafichwa kwenye kabati. Mambo yetu yale pale, mezani zinawekwa za lufufu tu sasa ujichanganye ukaweke za mzee kwenye deki na umeme...

Jana nilienda kutazama fainal uefa pale kuku kuku. Fainali ikiendelea na mimi niliendelea kuburudika, bill ikaja hii. Anyway tutafute pesa kwa kasi sana

Hello..! warembo wa humu. Unakuta umeuelewa hata mwandiko wa mdada unamfata pm mbadilishane hata mawazo unakuta kafunga pm. Aaaaarrrghh.... Msitufungie huko pm basi. Uzi tayari.

Haya Sasa tujuane wewe kama mwanaume upo namba ngapi au Huwa una react vip I babe wako akikuomba pesa ya Kodi. Na we mwanamke mwanaume wako ulonaye yupo namba ngapi? "Babe sijalipa Kodi" 1. REAL...

A House girl asked her madam to increase her salary. The madam asked her to give 3 reasons why she needs her salary to be increased. HOUSE GIRL: I can cook better than you. MADAM: Who told you...

Toa sababu pia kwanini umechagua miaka hiyo. Mimi 1000 sababu ningependa kuona tabia ya nchi inavyobadilikabadilika.

1. You know, gentleman, there is hell and there is another place below the hell. 2. If your tired, do it tired 3. I dont pay for suits; my suit are on the house or the house burn down? 4. Everyone...