joke

A House girl asked her madam to increase her salary. The madam asked her to give 3 reasons why she needs her salary to be increased. HOUSE GIRL: I can cook better than you. MADAM: Who told you that? HOUSE GIRL: Your husband told me. MADAM: Okay, second reason....! HOUSE GIRL: I can iron...

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RAP

Lavelle Crawford ni stand up comedian and actor kutoka nchini Marekani. One thing I like about this guy is that tangu aanze kufanya stand up comedian kwa zaidi ya miaka 20 sasa kila akipanda jukwaani anatoa vichekesho vile vile. Yet, promoters keep on booking him and he makes money off it...

Habari za wakati huu, Tujo katika karne ya 21 tukiwa tunaelekea kumaliza robo ya kwanza ya karne hii.Wakati karne hii inaanza kwa waliokuwepo tunakumbuka kamsemo maarufu kaliitwa Y2K najua kuna ambao mnakumbuka stori za mwisho wa dunia, kibwetere na kirusi cha Y2K na vinginevyo. Anyway Y2K sasa...

Sisi Wakenya tuna uthubutu, tulikusanya wazawa wazalendo wa nchi hii kutokea kwa washika dau wote wanaohusiana na elimu, wakafumua mtaala uliokuwepo na kuunda upya herufi kwa herufi kwa kuzingatia mifumo ya kisasa, mahitaji ya soko la ajira, uzalishaji kwenye uchumi na suala lote la kijamii...

WHO IS THE MOST STUPID? PETER: "I want my money now!" JOHN: "I will kill myself so that I won't pay you"..(He pulled a gun and shot himself dead) PETER: "Hahaha... If you think u'll get away with my money you are wrong, I will follow you until you pay me!". he takes the gun and shot himself...