DJ BABU
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- Dec 28, 2010
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1. According to Playboy, more women talk dirty during love than men.
2. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, How do I look?
3. A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesnt give her coffee.
4. It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy, if your name is Mary.
5. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, Is that girl good looking?
6. The two highest IQs ever recorded (on a standard test) both belong to women.
7. love is more physical for men and more emotional for women.
8. Its okay for women to dance with each other and not be gay, You dont see straight men dancing together.
9. The first naked man women see is Ken.
10. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the mans responsibility.
11. When a woman answers, Im fine, after a
few seconds, she is not fine.
12. The average number of items in a typical womans bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
13. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, hell pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip shell pack 21 outfits because she doesnt know what shell feel like wearing each day.
14. Its cool to be a daddys girl. Its sad to be a mommys boy.
15. Women can have partners that are years younger without being called dirty old perverts.
10. Why its good to have five pairs of black shoes.
11. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.
12. Crying can be fun.
13. FAT CLOTHES.
14. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
15. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.
16. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
17. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.
18. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten
2. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, How do I look?
3. A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesnt give her coffee.
4. It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy, if your name is Mary.
5. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, Is that girl good looking?
6. The two highest IQs ever recorded (on a standard test) both belong to women.
7. love is more physical for men and more emotional for women.
8. Its okay for women to dance with each other and not be gay, You dont see straight men dancing together.
9. The first naked man women see is Ken.
10. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the mans responsibility.
11. When a woman answers, Im fine, after a
few seconds, she is not fine.
12. The average number of items in a typical womans bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
13. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, hell pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip shell pack 21 outfits because she doesnt know what shell feel like wearing each day.
14. Its cool to be a daddys girl. Its sad to be a mommys boy.
15. Women can have partners that are years younger without being called dirty old perverts.
10. Why its good to have five pairs of black shoes.
11. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.
12. Crying can be fun.
13. FAT CLOTHES.
14. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
15. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.
16. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
17. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.
18. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten
