25 things not to say when doing sex

khaa namba 1,5,6,12,19 hizi zinaonyesha kabisa kwamba haupo eneo la tukio lol!
 
fuata no 21.....hiyo ni nzuri zaidi......

kuna bint nilikuwa naye cku moja, baada ya kumshika kwa muda kaniambia VAA CONDOM TUSEX NILALE. Duh! Nilinyanyuka na kwenda masai club na kumuacha rum!
 
yah....halafu kama mwanaume....ukiulizwa hiyo no 1....ni kifungu gani cha sheria ya mapenzi unatumia kujibu hilo swali......?
Hapo mwongozo wa supika unahusika. Inabidi zoezi lisitishwe, kamati ivunjwe, na kuunda tume
 
thubutu yake, umri huu hata calcium ishapungua, mifupa iko brittle kidogo unasikia kwachu, paja limevunjika kati kati ya zoezi.

Hata mshughulikaji mwenyewe naye kazeeka haoni kitu hadi avae concave lens machoni lol.

Sasa imagine na mawani usoni afu mnabinuka binuka kama teens? Mtachekesha bure!

Itabidi miguu ifungwe juu juu kwa kamba yakhe!! raha ya shughuli ubunifu na utundu..halina uzee lile zoezi, ha ha ha
 
ha ha ha, King'asti kuishi kwingi kuona mengi.

Maneno mengine yanatoka bila kupanga, ni hali ya mshangao tu kama kulia 'mamaaaa'

yaani kuna saa unawaza bora hata ingekuwa kinguonguo nikajua moja tu.

Hapo mwongozo wa supika unahusika. Inabidi zoezi lisitishwe, kamati ivunjwe, na kuunda tume
 
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Du hiyo namba 25 akitamka unaweza ukaghaili hata shughuli yenyewe.
 
kuna bint nilikuwa naye cku moja, baada ya kumshika kwa muda kaniambia VAA CONDOM TUSEX NILALE. Duh! Nilinyanyuka na kwenda masai club na kumuacha rum!

tatzo mm akiniambia hivyo na sijambana apige kelele kazi hamna tena, tendo sio halali, mimi mwenzenu lazma nikulize ndio nifaudu. kwa hiyo no.1 hadi mwisho hakuna nafasi NI KILIO TU MWANZO HADI MWISHO.
Nimeshahamishwa nyumba kama mbili kwa tatizo la kulizana wkt wa mechi. baadae mke wangu akawa amezoea, nikimgusa tu lazima alie kuashiria mambo!!!kumega, kama vile ukipiga stata gari, au pilipiki na kuzima ndio vile,

maneno maarufu ni maaaaaaaaaamaamaaaa, uuuwiiiii..oooooiiiieeeeemmmmm mmuuuumeeee wwwwwaannnnguuii na mengine yasioyojulikana asili yake yote yana toka, hiyo katiba hapi juu mimi siiitumiii kabisa
 

26. Hey! My friends are right. You Are good.
27. You sweat more than a galloping stallion.
28. I like it when you Google my Yahoo.
29. Will you p'se shave around your nipples?
30. Now I know why your ex dumped you.
31. I smell fish. Are we near the Ocean?
 
namba kumi bana!!unaweza kuzimia hivihivi...haswa kama ilikua 'dharura'!
 
No.22 ime2lia!!hapa unabamiza wote m2 na dadake!!!duuuh ile k2 jaman,we acha 2
 
no. 26 naisubiri inaweza kuwa bora kuliko zote waitingggggggggg
 
Numbe1 deserves to be dea... hahahahaaa wenye vidole mpoooooooooo!
Hahahahaa
 
I think 10 is okay, 17 most of the confessions are always lies and 9 ohhhh ni kwamba utamu unakuwa umezidi au???????
 
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