Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume
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umeona eeeehhhh
mjamaika bana..................................................kweli hiyo ki2 taaaaaaaaaaam lazima udilute
A Jamaican Man was making love to his
woman for the first time in his lifr. He then
suddenly screamed and ran out of the
room.. then came back with a glass of water,
and poured it in the woman's vagina.
Frightened, the woman shouted 'Wot da Hell
Ya Do Dat Faw?' ...and the man replied,
'Damn'it woman ... dis ting too sweet man
~me gwan dilute it, rememba me diabetic'
Jamaa mmoja huko Jamaica kwa mara ya kwanza Kufanya Mapenzi na Mwanamke, yaliyotokea sikiliza,A Jamaican Man was making love to his
woman for the first time in his lifr. He then
suddenly screamed and ran out of the
room.. then came back with a glass of water,
and poured it in the woman's vagina.
Frightened, the woman shouted 'Wot da Hell
Ya Do Dat Faw?' ...and the man replied,
'Damn'it woman ... dis ting too sweet man
~me gwan dilute it, rememba me diabetic'
Weka na accent ya Ki Jamaica ili inoge zaidiJamaa mmoja huko Jamaica kwa mara ya kwanza Kufanya Mapenzi na Mwanamke, yaliyotokea sikiliza,
Jamaa kaendelea na Penzi ghafla akapiga yowe na kukimbia nje ya chumba na baada ya muda mfupi akarejea na kikombe cha Maji na kuyamwagia kwenye uke wa yule Mwanamke aliyekuwa akifanya nae Mapenzi, Yule Mwanamke kwa hasira akakasirika na kumwambia Mjamaica Unafanya nini tena kunimwagia maji kwenye uchi wangu!
Mjamaica akajibu ah Mpenzi hii kitu ni tamu mno mimi nimeamua kuidilute(Kuongezea Maji utamu upungue) Si unajua mimi nina ugonjwa wa Kisukari....!
Haha English JAMAICA ukiitranslate kuwa Swahili Jamaica ni ngumu kumesa... Leta ile Ya Mmasai kagoma kumlipa Changudoa kisa Changu aliukalia kwa juu masai akajua hiyo Style yeye ndio anadinywa na Demu na akadai yeye ndie alipwe!Weka na accent ya Ki Jamaica ili inoge zaidi