African President vs Bill Gates

Bill Gates: Jambo! You must have heard of Windows.
President: Oh yes! In most government offices we have the single window clearance concept.


Gates: Have you installed Windows at home?

President: I have removed all windows due to increased burglaries in our house.


Gates (Confused): Then what is the systemyou operate on?

President: OPERATION? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.


Gates (sweating): Hope the internet is being used a lot in your country.
President: Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net.


Gates: By the year 2012, your country should export computer chips.
President: We are already exporting Muhogo chips.


Gates (Feeling very uneasy): do you regularly use laptops?
President: My grandchild sleeps on the top of my lap.


Gates (Sweating heavily): I hear your prime minister knows a lot about RAM and ROM.
President: RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in Gongo format.


Gates (Feeling dizzy): I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.
President: I have exhausted all my leave.



Gates: I have no energy left, let us go out and have a bite.
President: BITE? I believe in power-sharing. I will not bite.


Gates: (System Crashes and Found Missing). "Windows is restarting. Please wait............."
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inawezekana huyo african president ni iddi amin dadaa

Inawezekana pia ni our dearest presidentiest ambaye hajui nini sababu ya umasikini kwa wabongo

Huyo mjomba yupo vizuri kwa kujibe.teh teh