Ayuba is very funny!!

Ayuba
>
>
>
> AYUBA bought a new mobile.
> He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book &
> said,
> 'My Mobile No. Has changed.
> Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
>
> ============ ========= ========= ======
> AYUBA : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
> Friend: Really, what is he studying.
> AYUBA: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
>
> ============ ========= ========= ========= ===
> AYUBA: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
> DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
> AYUBA : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.
>
> ============ ========= ========= ========= ====
> AYUBA : If I die, will u remarry?
> Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u
> remarry?
> AYUBA : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
>
> ============ ========= ========= ========= ==
> AYUBA : People consider me as a 'GOD'
> Wife: How do you know??
> AYUBA : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
> Oh GOD! U have come again..
>
> ============ ========= ========= ========= ====
> AYUBA complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are
> missing,
> except the TV in my house.'
> Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
> AYUBA : 'I was watching TV news...'
>
> ============ ========= ========= ========= ==
> AYUBA comes back 2 his car & find a note saying
> 'Parking Fine'
> He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for
> compliment.'
>
> ============ ========= ========= ========= ======
> How do you recognize AYUBA in School?
> He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the
> teacher erases
> the board.
>
> ============ ========= ========= ========= ========
> Once AYUBA was walking he had a glove on one hand and not
> on other.
> So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the
> weather forecast
> announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the
> other hand it would
> be hot.
>
> ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ==
> AYUBA in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up
> and
> Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
>
> ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
> AYUBA : Why are all these people running?
> Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
> AYUBA - If only the winner will get the cup, why others
> running?
>
> ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
> Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence
> into future tense
> AYUBA : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
>
> ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====
> AYUBA told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
> Servant: 'It's already raining.'
> AYUBA : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'

thx mkuu, bora tusikie na habari za kubembeleza roho maana humu ndani siku hizi pamegeuka jangwani.

Wife asks Ayuba
How many women have you slept with?

Ayuba proudly replies:
Only you darling, with all the others, I was awake

ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, thanx.

============ ========= ========= ========= ====
> AYUBA : If I die, will u remarry?
> Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u
> remarry?
> AYUBA : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
>
> ============ ========= ========= ========= ==

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hahaha Ayuba nooma !:becky:

nimeipenda

nimeipenda:lol::lol:

Ayuba has issues!

I like Ayuba, huyu Ayuba safi sana anajua kutafakari. LOL

Ahsante kwa kutuongezea maisha, nimeipenda ya wajinga wanaokimbia wakati kikombe atapata mmoja !

hahahaha iko poa sana u made my day:biggrin:

Nice

Huyu Ayuba majibu au maoni anayotoa, mmmmmhhhhh, kiboko, hajatulia, anahitaji kupepewa!!!!

Nimefurahi sana majibu ya huyu jamaa na ananikumbusha kiongozi fulani hapa nchini.

nimeipenda.goooooooooooood

good stuff meeeeeen~~~
They are studying Ayuba.......hahahaa!

Kaniacha hoi eti nae ataenda kuishi na dadangu nikifariki.

Nimecheka mpaka mbavu zinauma!!
Nionane na huyu Ayuba.