Sugar wa Ukweli
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- Jun 25, 2009
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HOUSE BOY: BAKARI
>
> Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his
> Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank.
> But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality of the
> wine, he decides to buy pastis (a French wine that changes
> colour if you add water).
>
> Bakari as usual, takes a mouthful and add water to replace
> what he drank however, soon after he added water the pastis
> became milky.
>
> When the Boss came back and noticed it, he was sure hehad
> managed to nail Bakari as thief!!! At that same moment
> Bakari realized he was in trouble and decided to go into the
> kitchen.
>
> The Boss told his wife that 'Mary, you will see today,he
> will be obliged to acknowledge'. So he calls Bakari..
>
> He shouted: 'Bakari!'
> Bakari answered: 'Yes, Boss'
> Boss: 'Who drank my pastis?'
> No answer.
> The Boss reiterated his question: 'Who drank my
> wine?'Still;
> No answer.
> Then the Boss went to fetch Bakari from the kitchen and
> says to him:
> You insane or what? Why when I call you, you say yes boss'
> but when I ask you a question you don't
> answer me?
>
> Bakari retorted that 'It is that boss, when you are in the
> kitchen there, you don't hear anything at
> all, except the name.
>
> Then to prove that Bakari lies, the Boss says to him: 'You
> stay beside Madam here, me I go in the
> kitchen, and you ask me a question '. Bakari accepted and
> the Boss went in the kitchen.
>
> Bakari shouted: 'Boss'.
> He answered: 'Yes, Bakari'.
> Bakari continued: 'Who goes in the maid bedroom when
> the Madam is not here? '.
> No answer.
> Bakari shouted again: 'Boss, I say who made the maid
> pregnant?':violin::violin::violin:
> No answer.
> Bakari shouted again (third time): 'Boss, I say who made
> the maid pregnant?'
>
> The Boss returns from the kitchen running and says, Bakari;
> it is true, you are right. When one is in the kitchen, one
> does not hear anything, only the name!:eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows:
>
> Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his
> Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank.
> But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality of the
> wine, he decides to buy pastis (a French wine that changes
> colour if you add water).
>
> Bakari as usual, takes a mouthful and add water to replace
> what he drank however, soon after he added water the pastis
> became milky.
>
> When the Boss came back and noticed it, he was sure hehad
> managed to nail Bakari as thief!!! At that same moment
> Bakari realized he was in trouble and decided to go into the
> kitchen.
>
> The Boss told his wife that 'Mary, you will see today,he
> will be obliged to acknowledge'. So he calls Bakari..
>
> He shouted: 'Bakari!'
> Bakari answered: 'Yes, Boss'
> Boss: 'Who drank my pastis?'
> No answer.
> The Boss reiterated his question: 'Who drank my
> wine?'Still;
> No answer.
> Then the Boss went to fetch Bakari from the kitchen and
> says to him:
> You insane or what? Why when I call you, you say yes boss'
> but when I ask you a question you don't
> answer me?
>
> Bakari retorted that 'It is that boss, when you are in the
> kitchen there, you don't hear anything at
> all, except the name.
>
> Then to prove that Bakari lies, the Boss says to him: 'You
> stay beside Madam here, me I go in the
> kitchen, and you ask me a question '. Bakari accepted and
> the Boss went in the kitchen.
>
> Bakari shouted: 'Boss'.
> He answered: 'Yes, Bakari'.
> Bakari continued: 'Who goes in the maid bedroom when
> the Madam is not here? '.
> No answer.
> Bakari shouted again: 'Boss, I say who made the maid
> pregnant?':violin::violin::violin:
> No answer.
> Bakari shouted again (third time): 'Boss, I say who made
> the maid pregnant?'
>
> The Boss returns from the kitchen running and says, Bakari;
> it is true, you are right. When one is in the kitchen, one
> does not hear anything, only the name!:eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows:
