Teargass
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- Apr 23, 2018
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🤣🤣🤣😂🤣Picture this...umeenda Artcaffe, Java House, Creamy Inn, Debonairs, Subway, Galito's or any such outlet across Kenya. You sit down, the waiter/waitress comes to take your order then boom....niletee mihogo!
Tayari yupo ignore list. 😂😂😂Mtie ignore list anaongeaga pumba tu. Anataka lazima tunavyoendesha mambo yetu tufanane na wao, ndio ili eti miji yetu ionekane mikubwa.. sasa huo si uwehu kabisa. 😂😂😂
Hawa hua hawakubali kushindwa, ukiona wamepotea jua tu hawana comeback. Wameenda kutafuta na wamekosa. Wako karibu kurudi na story za mihogo and eating healthy.😂 😂 😂Jamaa wamekasirika Hadi wakakubaliana kukuignore🤣🤣😂🤣.
Huwa hawapendi kuambiwa ukweli🤣.
Umekosa jibu, enda utafute Facebook yangu ulete mapicha ju hunanga content.Tayari yupo ignore list. 😂😂😂
Mihogo tunayokula bongo sio mihogo unayokula kwenu umavimavini, usifosi tufanane mzee. Hii menu pekee ni 40k- 50k Tzs. 👇🏾Picture this...umeenda Artcaffe, Java House, Creamy Inn, Debonairs, Subway, Galito's or any such outlet across Kenya. You sit down, the waiter/waitress comes to take your order then boom....niletee mihogo! The waiter/waitress assumes they haven't gotten you well and they ask again. You repeat the same thing, this time, a little bit louder so they they can get you well. All of a sudden, you become the center of attraction, with some not so very kind characters laughing uncontrollably! People stop eating and start looking at you wondering which cave you've come from. All eyes are on you with mouths agape, clearly showing their intense surprise at your order. Then reality hits you, you realize you are in Nairobi, not Dar is slum!
Yani it has been in Kenya for roughly eight years and it already has 9 branches wakati Uganda imekuwepo for 21 years na ndio wako na 11 branches! When we tell minyamwezi nani ndio kusema ukanda huu wanaona ni mzahaTanzanians bado hawajui what middle class is. There's a reason there are a lot of retail and restaurant chains thrive in Kenya. Even Cj which is a Ugandan brand thrives in Kenya more than Uganda🤣🤣😂
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Watarudi na picha za Kibera 🤣🤣🤣Hawa hua hawakubali kushindwa, ukiona wamepotea jua tu hawana comeback. Wameenda kutafuta na wamekosa. Wako karibu kurudi na story za mihogo and eating healthy.😂 😂 😂
KFCs na takataka zingine ndio maana ya middle class.? 😂😂😂 kuku za 10k Tzs ndio ziwezane na samaki mihogo za 40k - 50k.? Basi wazee mnayo safari ndeefu sana.Yani it has been in Kenya for roughly eight years and it already has 9 branches wakati Uganda imekuwepo for 21 years na ndio wako na 11 branches! When we tell minyamwezi nani ndio kusema ukanda huu wanaona ni mzaha
Very accurate 😂😂Watarudi na picha za Kibera 🤣🤣🤣
Mtu anayeponda mihogo umemuona lakini! 😂😂😂Mihogo tunayokula bongo sio mihogo unayokula kwenu umavimavini, usifosi tufanane mzee. Hii menu pekee ni 40k- 50k Tzs. 👇🏾
View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXy18YQsPR2/?igsh=MWd6cWYxejNieHlrag==. Hizo chicken wings za KFC or whatever it is are very cheap compared to Mihogo we are eating in Tz.
Shida ni kwamba tunapigizana kelele na wapumbavu wanaotoka kwenye mapori huko kwao, automatically hao watu ni washamba, kwahiyo akisikia suala la mihogo anavutia taswira mihogo michungu ya kuchemsha kule kijijini kwao.. 😂😂Mtu anayeponda mihogo umemuona lakini! 😂😂😂
I wonder where they get the energy for praising Cassava 🤣😂😂Hawa hua hawakubali kushindwa, ukiona wamepotea jua tu hawana comeback. Wameenda kutafuta na wamekosa. Wako karibu kurudi na story za mihogo and eating healthy.😂 😂 😂
Baboonman bwana, Cassava ni Cassava and you can't hype it to us. It's like saa hii tuanze kukusifia Githeri😂😂🤣Mihogo tunayokula bongo sio mihogo unayokula kwenu umavimavini, usifosi tufanane mzee. Hii menu pekee ni 40k- 50k Tzs. 👇🏾
View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXy18YQsPR2/?igsh=MWd6cWYxejNieHlrag==. Hizo chicken wings za KFC or whatever it is are very cheap compared to Mihogo we are eating in Tz.
Wanajikuta ni wazungu kumbe ni nywele ngumu, hawa nao ukoloni uliwapenya kweli kweli. 😂😂😂Shida ni kwamba tunapigizana kelele na wapumbavu wanaotoka kwenye mapori huko kwao, automatically hao watu ni washamba, kwahiyo akisikia suala la mihogo anavutia taswira mihogo michungu ya kuchemsha kule kijijini kwao.. 😂😂
Wasichokijua ni kwamba Bongo hakuna monopoly.. Bongo kama china tu. Migahawa ya raia ipo ya kucheba, brands za maduka ya kila bidhaa yapo ya kucheba, soko ni kubwa kuliko kawaida.Wanajikuta ni wazungu kumbe ni nywele ngumu, hawa nao ukoloni uliwapenya kweli kweli. 😂😂😂