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Senyonja John alias Mayor wa baabi (translated as mayor of the ugly) and Godfrey Baguma aliasGeneral wa baabi (the general of the ugly)
newvision
By Solomon Muleyi
As many people are grappling with better ways to enhance their beauty, two men are proud to be the ugliest men in the country, Uganda, that is.
They are fronting their body features to justify who has an edge over the other and incase, a competition was held over who is the ugliest in Uganda, who would take the trophy home.
We live in a crazy world, I know. With such outrageously vexing individuals we can't afford to shun because, heck, we love them. For the intrigue they strike when they open their mouths to spew whatever locutions their minds harbour.
Senyonja John alias "Mayor wa baabi" (translated as mayor of the ugly) and Godfrey Baguma alias "General wa baabi" (the general of the ugly) are the bozos dragging this bizarre reeking boat.
They carry with themselves a horde of reasons as to why, in their opinion, they are uglier than the other.
We are lost for decision but to compare and find out which of them is the ugliest because well, they threw darts at it and failed to nail it when they were featured on Bukedde TV's show "Ani asinga" (who is the best).
They failed to come up with a winner yet in every competition, there has to be a victor to spit in the loser's face.
In this case, the cuter one's face.
Looks
Both are victims of short men syndrome so we won't delve into the height matters. At least not when all are about, what, 3ft? The equivalent of a 10-year old kid by the way.
Their facial appeals however tell a totally contradicting story.
A story we have only come close to hearing or seeing in horror movies or the night mares we have of zombies chasing us in pursuit of our souls whenever we watch Michel Jackson's thriller video.
Yes, if you hadn't noticed, this might sound a tad like a horror movie so put your fright-control garbs on already!
Senyonja John alias Mayor wa baabi (translated as mayor of the ugly) and Godfrey Baguma aliasGeneral wa baabi (the general of the ugly)
newvision
By Solomon Muleyi
As many people are grappling with better ways to enhance their beauty, two men are proud to be the ugliest men in the country, Uganda, that is.
They are fronting their body features to justify who has an edge over the other and incase, a competition was held over who is the ugliest in Uganda, who would take the trophy home.
We live in a crazy world, I know. With such outrageously vexing individuals we can't afford to shun because, heck, we love them. For the intrigue they strike when they open their mouths to spew whatever locutions their minds harbour.
Senyonja John alias "Mayor wa baabi" (translated as mayor of the ugly) and Godfrey Baguma alias "General wa baabi" (the general of the ugly) are the bozos dragging this bizarre reeking boat.
They carry with themselves a horde of reasons as to why, in their opinion, they are uglier than the other.
We are lost for decision but to compare and find out which of them is the ugliest because well, they threw darts at it and failed to nail it when they were featured on Bukedde TV's show "Ani asinga" (who is the best).
They failed to come up with a winner yet in every competition, there has to be a victor to spit in the loser's face.
In this case, the cuter one's face.
Looks
Both are victims of short men syndrome so we won't delve into the height matters. At least not when all are about, what, 3ft? The equivalent of a 10-year old kid by the way.
Their facial appeals however tell a totally contradicting story.
A story we have only come close to hearing or seeing in horror movies or the night mares we have of zombies chasing us in pursuit of our souls whenever we watch Michel Jackson's thriller video.
Yes, if you hadn't noticed, this might sound a tad like a horror movie so put your fright-control garbs on already!