Be carefull when you're drunk

[Kimbweka]

A drunken man phoned the local police department to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They have stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time, and the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," the drunk said with a hiccup. "I got in the back seat by mistake."

 

[kisasangwe]

hahahahahhaaa

 

[Bigirita]

hahahaha! why on hell should a thug steal break and accelerator pedals?

 

[PakaJimmy]

Re: Be carefull when you're drunk.
Can one be careful when drunk?

 

[Kimbweka]

Re: Be carefull when you're drunk.
Can one be careful when drunk?

That's why "don't drink and drive'

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Walevi mpo??
Huyu jamaa kweli anaweza kufika nyumbani salama?

 

[TzPride]

Riritakiwa kuarestiwa hiro...rinacheza na jezi la porisi!

Hata hivyo, hamjwahi kuona mtu anaingia mlango wa abiria wakati yeye ni dereva na yuko peke yake?...kuwa njwii ukiwa unaendesha ni balaa