Beers adverts

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."[/FONT]

Kweli Guinness kiboko huwezi kunywa 5 na ukinywa zaidi ya mbili inabidi upate mwenza wa kukuliwaza.

A good one and nice joke

Bahati mbaya Mzee Kilewo wa Tanzania Breweries hakuwepo, sijui naye bia yake ya Safari ni soda?