Boss azidiwa ujanja.......

A man and his boss r riding in a train. Sittin across them is a beautiful girl and her mother. The train passed through a tunnel and there was darkness all around. While in the dark smooching sounds were heard and then the sound of a slap was heard as well.

After the train got out of the tunnel, here's what every1 was thinking.

The Girl: Am glad the guy kissed me, I just wish my mum hadn’t slapped him

The mom: Who does this guy think he is kissing my daughter, am glad she slapped him.

The Boss: Who does this guy think he is kissing that gal, I just wish she hadn’t missed him and hit me instead when she slapped him.

The Guy: Boy am on cloud nine; how often does a guy get to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his boss at the same time

Hapo jamaa kalizwa kweli.

Hii imetulia.

hahahaaa! gud one

duu kali hiyooo !!

Ingependeza zaidi if that boss was Indian

Vipi bwana unaugomvi nao wahindi?!

Even Makaburu need to be slapped

Mafisadi

Du!! Jamaa ame- achieve kinoma!!!!