Comment kama uliwahi fanya kati ya haya yafuatayo!!

[Joselela]

1.- if u didn’t kill earthworm with salt.

2.- if u didn’t play rubber band.

3.- if u neva bath in the d rain.

4.- if nobody told u about Tanzania vs uganda


5.- if u did not sleep on the couch and woke

up

on the bed.

6.- if u didn’t throw ur milk teeth on the roof

for lizards to take it

and give you new ones.

7.- if u didn’t just wash your legs n hands

instead of bathing before going to school.

8.- if u didn’t act film inside uncompleted

buildings or under d bed with friends.

9.- if u have never flew a kite.

10.- if u didn’t use your two legs to build

houses

with sands.

11.- if u never wrote your name on a

paper and

insert it into your

pen so that no one will steal it.

12.- if u didn’t close the fridge door really

slowly

and see when the light went off.

13.- if u neva waved at white birds expecting

your nails to be whiter.

14.- if u didn’t hear of ghost that stays under

mango trees at night.

15.- if u never drove a single car tyre with

stick

and call it a car.

16.- if u never mix garri and sugar in ur

pocket

and eat it while walking on the street.

17. if u never did mama n papa play e.g

cooking

leaf and sand without fire.

18.- if u didn’t play table soccer with bottle

cover.

……..then i guess ur childhood was not fun!….

Do you know it is not jangilova epo motor? it is

JINGLE OVER

LIKE A MOTOR! i bet u don’t knw. don’t be shy.

That nursery rhyme “sandalili sandalili” is

actually

“standard living

standard living”

i knw u are singing it now again, smiles…

Confess u are guilty?

 

[Steven Robert Masatu]

Mabandiko ya usiku pasua kichwa kwelikweli. Lugha ishanitupa tayari.

 

[Econometrician]

Sio kila kitu kina apply kwa watu wote,waliokuliwa maenei ya watu wa vishua mengi katika hawajayapitia

 

[Econometrician]

Mabandiko ya usiku pasua kichwa kwelikweli. Lugha ishanitupa tayari.

Inabidi umuite JPM akusaidie

 

[Joselela]

Sio kila kitu kina apply kwa watu wote,waliokuliwa maenei ya watu wa vishua mengi katika hawajayapitia

Ndio maana title inasema comment kama(sio lazima) umeyapitia hayo mkuu...!!

 

[Blank page]

Near everything,apo juu nimepitia ase...

 

[stunnacarter2015]

huu ni utoto wa kizungu sio

 

[Jc Simba]

I just appeared to pass through all of those things mentioned their. The funniest thing is the issue of closing a refrigerator very slow so that you can see whether the light will go off.

Sometimes you would have found yourself trying to get into the fridge to witness the mechanism of that light on and off.

 

[jerryf]

Hahahhaaaaa....daaahhhh

 

[Cham Bee]

Kutumia miguu kujenga nyumba kwa mchanga imenikumbusha mbali sanaa.