Compilation, nasaha za JF

[FaizaFoxy]

Nasaha za JF

Naanza na hizi, mwenye nyingine aendeleze, tujaribu kuweka zile one or two liners:

JF is never boring - The Boss

Ukikutana na Simba au Chui Porini

Bong'oa tu wote mbio kk,

Hakikisha kisigino kinagusa kichogo kwa kutoka nduki

ukikuta na simba au chui..we lia tu.

Ukimuona tu anza kupiga push ups, lazima akimbie.

Hakuna formula mkuu

jifanye umededi. atakuacha

Tahadhari hapo nikuhakikisha miguu yako haina tatizo lolote la kiufundi manake

Hakikisha unamuakia...shkamooo uncle simba/chui...!baada ya hapo atakuona una nidhamu na kukuacha!!!haya kimbia sasa wahi huko porini tushakupa maujanja....

SIMBA ndiyo unaomba ushauri, mbona huombi ushauri siku ukikutana na MBEYA CITY au YOUNG AFRICANS?

Ujasiri wa kupambana nae

Ongea nae tu...waelewa sana hawa alafu kumbuka we are superior

Tahadhari ya msingi ni kuhakikisha hukutani nao

kama ni askar hakikisha una siraha kila wakati

Hebu tusubiri watu wa wanyamapori na wanaotoka kusini huko ndio michezo yao hii

Nakuhakikishia ukikutana nae ghafla face to face yule mnyama atakuua tu hata akikupa nafasi ya kujitetea, mana hata ukijitetea yule mnyama hajui kiswahili. Labda utembee na bastola yenye risasi za kutosha muda wote.

mkonyeze atakuonea aibu!

Mmh..hivi kuna ujanja kweli? Unless kazi yako iwe inakukutanisha nao mara kwa mara ndio hizo mbinu zitatumika. Hasa sina hili wala lile simba/chui huyu hapa!....Sina hata uhakika nitafanya nini....

Simba na chui hawali nyama ya binadamu sasa wewe una wasiwasi gani

Simba dawa yake kumkojolea...chui kumtekenya

wanyama wote ni wakawaida sana ndio maana wanafugwa, mbaya ni binadamu ka alqued anakuua alau hakutumii, kama chakula. chui ni muoga kweli usikubali kumpa kisogo, akiruka kukudaka wahi mikono ya mbele, simba huyo muwahi ulimi kwani huwa hawezi kurudi nyuma anakua pale pale

tembea na kiberiti,,,,,pia hakikisha nguo zako zananuka petrol ili ukiiona simba au chui jipige kiberit....mwisho wa maneno....swali je ukikutana na chatu?

we chukua nguo kisha washa moto nasikia huwa wanatoka nduk cha muhimu ni kutembea na all sources of fire

Hivi mmeshamuelekeza namna ya kujilinda na nyegere.......au mbuni.....?....porini kubaya jamani........

Nishasikiaga habari za huyu nyegere kwamba ukiwa porini ukimtaja tu huyoo..tena wakaenda mbali zaidi wakadai wanapenda zaidi "HASHUA"..kwamba wanazinyofoa.

Mkwara tu. Hawana lolote hao:

BBC - Men stealing meat from lions. | Tune.pk

kinyesi utakachojinyea ujipake ile harufu hawatakusogelea

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assessments eee as EARDa AAÀ setae a

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never turn your back on them, simba na chui, pure born killerz, lyk any other killerz wit conscience, they cant kill whle lookin at ur eyes. ni binadam pekee mwenye uwezo wa kuua huku anakuangalia

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Hicho kimnyama kisenge kweli...

in short kaa kimya usipige kelele atapita tu hata kama ana njaa pia usimwangalie sana,mcheki kwa machale tu

Vua nguo zote ukae uchi wa mnyama

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Ni jambo jepesi sana. Ukikutana na wanyama hao mnyooshee mikono juu MOLA wako kwa maombi ya sekunde za mwisho za kuishi duniani ili usisikie maumivu wakiingiza meno yao kwenye mwili wako.

Na hizi ni nasaha za kwenye signatures za JF:

"Makalio ya sufuria hayaogopi moto" - Ndibalema

shuka halina mfuko - Washawasha

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There are things in life that are very difficult to explain.... The Boss

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,,,,,,,,Jisachi - KakaJambazi

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Sio Kila Mchina anauza Dawa za Makalio,wengine wajenzi wa barabara...WATCH OUT - Smile

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"Ingawa tunatumia AVATARS na USERNAMES ambazo ni FAKE, bado haibadilishi uhalisia wa MIOYO YETU" - watu8

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ukiona ndoto zako hazijatimia endelea kulala!!! - Mndengereko

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"Bunduki bila risasi yaua namna gani" - Kaizer

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#Usione Niko Kimya Nasubiri Uropoke# - A-town

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'YOUR MIND BELONGS TO YOU,DON'T LET DEVIL USE IT AS TRASHCAN' - REMSA

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Na walipoulizwa kuhusu "cheating" baadhi ya majibu yakawa hivi:

ayaa sa haya ndio maswali gani.....

wengine wachumba zetu wako hum hum ukijibu tu

PM inaingia hapo hapo kuwa tusijuane...Sim wala haitumii

Nimewahi, maisha yanasonga

Ni ngumu kumesa,wale wenye fake ID tu tena unknown watasema ukweli.

Sijawahi na sitowahi!!

Ngumu kumeza.

never ever

:car: :car: Napita tu!!!!

Mara kibao tu na sijui kama ntaacha. K zimezidi kuwa tamu, warembo wamegoma kusema no sasa mi nifanyeje?

sijawhi kumsaliti mpenzi wangu

Natamani nione nilivyokwisha salitiwa; nitarudi

Maswali gani sasa hayaa ebo!!!

napita ..

tuanze na wewe...

Usaliti upi sasa wewe dogo usaliti kijumla au na mtu wa karibu? usaliti kijumla mbona ndio maisha ya kawaida tunayoishi wanadamu wa leo au wewe uko dunia gani aisee

Sijawahi na hakuna sababu itakayonifanya nimsaliti.

sitarajii kumfanyia usaliti.

those are secrets people take to the grave

Mmepewa bure, toeni bure.. Period!!!!! :amen:

Nalog in.

Nitarudi

ctaki kuachika mie

Sijawahi kusaliti wakati tunaelewana,vurugu vikishaanza namtafuta wa mwingine

 

[Asprin]

Naona ile thread imekukuna. Nimecheka mby sana.

 

[mwekundu]

ha ha ha we are so creative for sure

 

[The Boss]

ha haa haaaa .....

 

[FaizaFoxy]

Na hizi ni nasaha za kwenye signatures za JF:

"Makalio ya sufuria hayaogopi moto" - Ndibalema

shuka halina mfuko - Washawasha

---

There are things in life that are very difficult to explain.... The Boss

---

,,,,,,,,Jisachi - KakaJambazi

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Sio Kila Mchina anauza Dawa za Makalio,wengine wajenzi wa barabara...WATCH OUT - Smile

---

"Ingawa tunatumia AVATARS na USERNAMES ambazo ni FAKE, bado haibadilishi uhalisia wa MIOYO YETU" - watu8

---

ukiona ndoto zako hazijatimia endelea kulala!!! - Mndengereko

---

"Bunduki bila risasi yaua namna gani" - Kaizer

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#Usione Niko Kimya Nasubiri Uropoke# - A-town

 

[KakaJambazi]

Afu unaweza kuta walioandika hizo comment ni mawaziri au baba na familia zao na huamkiwa na watoto nyumbani.

 

[maroon7]

JF raha sana, unaweza shinda humu th whole weekend ukasahau na kutoka

 

[FaizaFoxy]

JF raha sana, unaweza shinda humu th whole weekend ukasahau na kutoka

Si uongo.

 

[PakaJimmy]

Nimegundua kupitia thread hii kuwa kuwa kinacholeta mafarakano na magomvi kwa members wa Jf ni Jukwaa la Siasa na la Dini- by PakaJimmy.

 

[Daudi Mchambuzi]

Na hizi ni nasaha za kwenye signatures za JF:

"Makalio ya sufuria hayaogopi moto" - Ndibalema

shuka halina mfuko - Washawasha

---

There are things in life that are very difficult to explain.... The Boss

---

,,,,,,,,Jisachi - KakaJambazi

---

Sio Kila Mchina anauza Dawa za Makalio,wengine wajenzi wa barabara...WATCH OUT - Smile

---

"Ingawa tunatumia AVATARS na USERNAMES ambazo ni FAKE, bado haibadilishi uhalisia wa MIOYO YETU" - watu8

---

ukiona ndoto zako hazijatimia endelea kulala!!! - Mndengereko

---

"Bunduki bila risasi yaua namna gani" - Kaizer

"kuitetea CCM inahitaji uwe na akili ya maiti"

 

[Preta]

Nimegundua kupitia thread hii kuwa kuwa kinacholeta mafarakano na magomvi kwa members wa Jf ni Jukwaa la Siasa na la Dini- by PakaJimmy.

Halafu leo tukutane......Toroka uje.....by Preta.....

 

[hekimatele]

Na hizi ni nasaha za kwenye signatures za JF:

"Makalio ya sufuria hayaogopi moto" - Ndibalema

shuka halina mfuko - Washawasha

---

There are things in life that are very difficult to explain.... The Boss

---

,,,,,,,,Jisachi - KakaJambazi

---

Sio Kila Mchina anauza Dawa za Makalio,wengine wajenzi wa barabara...WATCH OUT - Smile

---

"Ingawa tunatumia AVATARS na USERNAMES ambazo ni FAKE, bado haibadilishi uhalisia wa MIOYO YETU" - watu8

---

ukiona ndoto zako hazijatimia endelea kulala!!! - Mndengereko

---

"Bunduki bila risasi yaua namna gani" - Kaizer

kweli ulijituma bi dada

 

[REMSA]

Du hii kiboko,majibu mwanzo mwisho vituko,kweli JF stress fee'

 

[Determinantor]

Hahahahaaaa FaizaFoxy hii imekaaaje? ooh sorry tuache mambo ya siasa kwanza tuendelee na thread yetu mwaya

"kuitetea CCM inahitaji uwe na akili ya maiti"

 

[Obama wa Bongo]

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[Fadhili Paulo]

Mi napita tu.

 

[FaizaFoxy]

Nimegundua kupitia thread hii kuwa kuwa kinacholeta mafarakano na magomvi kwa members wa Jf ni Jukwaa la Siasa na la Dini- by PakaJimmy.

"kuitetea CCM inahitaji uwe na akili ya maiti"

Uchokozi huo!

 

[Angel Nylon]

Uchokozi huo!

Ha ha ha haaaaa. Anataka kuchafua hali ya hewa.

 

[Habibu B. Anga]

Uchokozi huo!

hahahaha.!
Achana nae huyo, anataka kuamsha "mashetani" yaliyo lala.!
Much luv FaizaFoxy, compilation nzuri sana...

 

[Habibu B. Anga]

Nimegundua kupitia thread
hii kuwa kuwa kinacholeta mafarakano na magomvi kwa members wa Jf ni
Jukwaa la Siasa na la Dini- by
PakaJimmy.

tunaweza kutofautiana kiimani na kiitikadi za kisiasa lakini mioyoni mwetu sisi sote ni WATANZANIA.!
mara nyingi huwa tunapitiwa na kusahau hili jambo.!