There once was a young woman who went to confession.
Upon entering the confessional she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
She said, "Last night my neighbor´s husband made passionate love to me seven times."
The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice."
She asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
The Priest said "No, but it will wipe that damn smile off of your face!