Court in India

Judge: "Raj, why were you beaten up in public?"
Raj : "Your honour, I was in crowded bus, my photo fell from wallet, so
I
said
to lady in front of me, 'Aunty, please lift your Sari,
I want to take photo....

Looh, hatari

LoL, kama namwaona vile Raj, sijui ni wa Madurai au Orissa?
balaa.......