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1. Being poor is against the law. Any man not earning a "reasonable" income can be imprisoned. (Saudi Arabia)
2. No man may say to his wife that she is "uglier than her mother". The penalty is up to 1 year in prison. (Denmark)
3. A law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing. (California)
4. It is illegal to bite a landlord under any circumstances. (Maine)
5. No one is permitted to swim across a river unless they have a coin in their pocket. (Thailand)
6. At the age of thirty unmarried women become the property of the state. (Thailand)
7. A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. (Arkansas)
8. A law declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up. (Arizona)
9. A man may not relieve himself while standing up after 10pm. (Switzerland)
10. A pregnant woman may relieve herself anywhere she likes, including in a policeman's helmet. (United Kingdom)
11. It is against the law to urinate in a canal unless you are pregnant. (The Netherlands)
12. It is illegal to not wear underwear in public. (Thailand)
13. A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence. (Texas)
14. It is against the law to fall in love with a neighbour's son, daughter, wife, servant or any of his animals.
(Turkey)
15. It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday. (Connecticut)
16. It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep. (Colorado)
17. Men must NEVER be completely naked. (Alaska)
18. It is illegal in many parts for a wife to see her husband naked under any circumstance. (Israel)
19. A woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness. (Colombia)
20. The only permissible sexual position is missionary-style. Any other sexual position is illegal. (Delaware)
21. A woman can not be on top in sexual activities. (Massachusetts)
22. Men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. (Lebanon).
2. No man may say to his wife that she is "uglier than her mother". The penalty is up to 1 year in prison. (Denmark)
3. A law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing. (California)
4. It is illegal to bite a landlord under any circumstances. (Maine)
5. No one is permitted to swim across a river unless they have a coin in their pocket. (Thailand)
6. At the age of thirty unmarried women become the property of the state. (Thailand)
7. A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. (Arkansas)
8. A law declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up. (Arizona)
9. A man may not relieve himself while standing up after 10pm. (Switzerland)
10. A pregnant woman may relieve herself anywhere she likes, including in a policeman's helmet. (United Kingdom)
11. It is against the law to urinate in a canal unless you are pregnant. (The Netherlands)
12. It is illegal to not wear underwear in public. (Thailand)
13. A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence. (Texas)
14. It is against the law to fall in love with a neighbour's son, daughter, wife, servant or any of his animals.
(Turkey)
15. It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday. (Connecticut)
16. It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep. (Colorado)
17. Men must NEVER be completely naked. (Alaska)
18. It is illegal in many parts for a wife to see her husband naked under any circumstance. (Israel)
19. A woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness. (Colombia)
20. The only permissible sexual position is missionary-style. Any other sexual position is illegal. (Delaware)
21. A woman can not be on top in sexual activities. (Massachusetts)
22. Men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. (Lebanon).
