Dad gets with it.............

[FirstLady1]

A father was very anxious to marry off his daughter so he wanted tried impress her first date. "Do you like to screw?" he asks.

"Huh?!" replied the surprised young man.

"My daughter, she loves to screw and she's very good at it. You and she should go screw." carefully explained the father.

Now very interested, the boy replied, "Yes, sir!" Minutes later the girl came down the stairs, kissed her father goodbye and the couple left.

After only a few minutes she reappeared, furious, dress torn, hair a mess and screamed, "Dammit, Daddy, get it right, it's the TWIST!"

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

HII NI KUTOKA GOOLGE TRANSLATOR.
baba mmoja alikuwa na wasiwasi sana kuoa mbali binti yake hivyo alitaka kumvutia walijaribu tarehe yake ya kwanza. "Je, wewe kama parafujo?" anauliza.

"Huh!?" alijibu kijana wa kushangaa.

"Binti yangu, yeye anapenda parafujo na yeye ni nzuri sana ni You. Na yeye aende parafujo." makini alielezea ya baba.

Sasa hamu sana, mvulana alijibu, "Ndiyo Bwana!" Dakika baadaye msichana alifika ngazi ya, akambusu baba yake goodbye na wawili wa kushoto.

Baada ya dakika chache tu yeye reappeared, hasira, na Sila mavazi, nywele na fujo na screamed, "Dammit, Daddy, kupata haki, ni ya twist!"

 

[FirstLady1]

hahahaha haya bwana B