Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi Drone view

next month i'm coming to nairobi with a good idea that I can use to make money.Iam planning to launch a muddy day festival which will be held during rainfall season.[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji122] [emoji122] [emoji122]
 


WE CAN EXCHANGE POSITIONS. I WOULD LIKE TO TRY TO SWIM IN SEWAGE AND LIVE WITH MUD IN DAR




 
WE CAN EXCHANGE POSITIONS. I WOULD LIKE TO TRY TO SWIM IN SEWAGE AND LIVE WITH MUD IN DAR



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I better stay in dar city than staying in a muddy city like nairobi.

I like it when I see some of your fellow Kenyans make fun of nairobi concerning matope
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Me too, I would rather stay in my muddy Nairobi than a cholera infested refugee camp looking like thing called Dar es salaam.


LOOKING FOR DRINKING WATER?? ?? OOH BOY!!

 
OMG!...this is fu*kn hilarious [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji122] [emoji122] [emoji122] [emoji122] [emoji122]
 
Hawa jamaa sijui nini tatizo
Lakini huyu Kimweri kuna wakati
Alijitokeza
 
Wewe ni mkenya!!

2.5m ya wakazi wa Nairobi wanaishi kibera.
Nairobi ina wakazi wasiozidi 3.4 m,
3.4-2.5= 0.9..
Kwaiyo sehemu nzuri ya Nairobi hukaliwa na wakazi 900000, na humo bado sijatoa slums nyingine za Nairobi..
Kenya ina wenyewe..

Kabisa
Ukifika Nairobi hilo utalijua tu
Na hawa wote humu ni kunguru ya slum hakuno lolote
 
Studies reveal, mtu mwenye govi huwa na uwezo mdogo wa kufikiria, hilo nimeliona na nikajiridhisha kwako mkuu!
[emoji23] [emoji23] mkuu pole kama nilikuumiza next time nitapaka mate.

Watu kama wewe mnasababisha watanzania wote tuonekane viazi.
 
Honestly I respected this guy Daudi Mchambuzi , lakini nishaanza kujua sasa ni Mkenya aliyejipachika somewhere in Arusha akijifanya Mtanzania. Yaani anaonekana pumba kabisa
Acheni ujinga-ujinga, yani kwasababu mimi ni mtanzania ndiyo nitetee Dar over Nairobi?

Hakika Tanzania ndiyo kitovu cha unafiki Afrika mashariki na kati.
 
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nyie jamaa funny sana
 
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