Difference btn a wife and a girlfriend

A Wife is like a TV
A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE
At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take your MOBILE
No money, u sell the TV, got money u change your MOBILE
Sometimes u enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your MOBILE
TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable
Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding
TV you can control by remote, MOBILE you CANT
Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),but with the TV you MUST watch and listen (whether you want to or not)
Last but not least! TVs don't have viruses, but Mobiles often do.

Lol! Umefananisha vizuri sana kati ya demu na mke.crap

Dah hiyo namba 6 ndo nimeipenda zaidi. Cool stuff, endeleza ubunifu lakini ukikopi sehemu useme.

Sitii neno hapa.

Mara ya ngapi tena hii kuiona humu???

Dena Amsi said:

Sitii neno hapa.

Mara ya ngapi tena hii kuiona humu???

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Mi sikuiona mwaya ndo maana nilivyoikuta sehemu nikasema nishee, I think its time kuwe na jinsi ya kuweza kujua like kitu unachotaka kukishare na watu tayari kimeshawekwa au laa. Tusaidiane kwa hilo.

Mkare said:

Mi sikuiona mwaya ndo maana nilivyoikuta sehemu nikasema nishee, I think its time kuwe na jinsi ya kuweza kujua like kitu unachotaka kukishare na watu tayari kimeshawekwa au laa. Tusaidiane kwa hilo.

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Imewahi kuwa hapa si chini ya mara tatu usijali kuna wengine hawajawahi kuiona

czar said:

Dah hiyo namba 6 ndo nimeipenda zaidi. Cool stuff, endeleza ubunifu lakini ukikopi sehemu useme.

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Yeah next time nitasema mwaya kwamba nimetoa kwenye gazeti au Fwd email. Thanx

Nadhani ilishatoka hii, ila tuwaachie walioikosa wajikumbushie