Asprin
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Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.
One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally the other man Said:
"You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. A few Years ago I met a young widow with a grown up daughter. We got married
And I got myself a step-daughter. Later, my father married my
Step-daughter. That made my step daughter my step-mother. And my father
Became my step-son. Also my wife became mother-in-law of her
Father-in-law. Much later the daughter of my wife, my step-mother, had a Son. This boy was my half brother because he was my father's son.
But he Was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's
Grand-son. That made me the grandfather of my half brother. This was Nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half sister of my son, my
Step-mother, is also his grandmother. This makes my father the Brother-in-law of my child, whose step-sister is my father's wife. I am my
Step-mother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is
My father's nephew and I am my OWN GRAND FATHER!!!!!!!!!!
And you think You have FAMILY PROBLEMS!
One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally the other man Said:
"You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. A few Years ago I met a young widow with a grown up daughter. We got married
And I got myself a step-daughter. Later, my father married my
Step-daughter. That made my step daughter my step-mother. And my father
Became my step-son. Also my wife became mother-in-law of her
Father-in-law. Much later the daughter of my wife, my step-mother, had a Son. This boy was my half brother because he was my father's son.
But he Was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's
Grand-son. That made me the grandfather of my half brother. This was Nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half sister of my son, my
Step-mother, is also his grandmother. This makes my father the Brother-in-law of my child, whose step-sister is my father's wife. I am my
Step-mother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is
My father's nephew and I am my OWN GRAND FATHER!!!!!!!!!!
And you think You have FAMILY PROBLEMS!