Expiry Date!!

A couple had had been having a rough relationship lately
So their conversation went thus:

WIFE: Honey what are you looking at?

HUSBAND: Nothing!

WIFE: Nothing! and you have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?

HUSBAND:I was looking for the expiry date of this damn marriage contract!

Kazi kweli kweli!! Alipokuwa anasaini kwanini hakuhakikisha iko in order!

angekuwa karibu nami huyo!