Funniest movie quotes ever!

Don't flinch nigga or I will hit you with two
Tyrese Gibson (Baby boy)
Nalog off

I think the only reason we die ts bcuz we accept death as inevitability (stew family guy cartoon)

Michael Ngusa said:

It's the thread name for everyone to bring his best... gosh!

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huyu memba kapewa life ban ama nini tangu april 16 hajaonekana humu

Mulhat Mpunga said:

huyu memba kapewa life ban ama nini tangu april 16 hajaonekana humu

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Yupo humuhumu kwa Id tofauti mkuu

UncleBen said:

Tf? Nigg** ? Put some respek on my name ....haha

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Acha nikuitie Birdman

sexsena said:

Huey Freeman : Vision? What do you know about
my vision? My vision would turn your world
upside down, tear asunder your illusions, and
send the sanctuary of your own ignorance
crashing down around you. Now ask yourself, Are
you ready to see that vision?

The Boondoks

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Uncle Ruckus ni Character isiyotengenezeka tena

Mondray said:

Yupo humuhumu kwa Id tofauti mkuu

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ngoja nisome mwandiko wako na wake niunge ... ntarud

Dan Cooper said:

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Fu** you very much'

BORAT: What's up with it, Vanilla face. Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside, we're looking for somewhere to post up our black asses for the night. So uh..bang bang! skeet skeet nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hos.

Mulhat Mpunga said:

ngoja nisome mwandiko wako na wake niunge ... ntarud

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Bado hujapata tu

Dan Cooper said:

Kevin Maline: Do you know you're sleeping with a married woman?
Jellyroll: Do you know that I don't give a ****?

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Movie gani mkuu?

keikiu said:

Movie gani mkuu?

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Axel: Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from Rolling Stone magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article "Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World," but now I think I might as well just call it "Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No Niggers Allowed in There!"

"hahah! I am so funny, I wish I had a friend like me" Rajesh Kothrapari,The big bang theory.

Dan Cooper said:

BORAT: What's up with it, Vanilla face. Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside, we're looking for somewhere to post up our black asses for the night. So uh..bang bang! skeet skeet nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hos.

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But this is classic...isn't it?

Henry:You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy : What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry : It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy : What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry : It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, you know the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy : [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony (Interrupts): Tommy no, you got it all wrong.
Tommy : Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry : Jus...
Tommy : What?
Henry: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy : You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry : Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy : No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the https://jamii.app/JFUserGuide am I funny, what the https://jamii.app/JFUserGuide is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry : [long pause] Get the https://jamii.app/JFUserGuide out of here, Tommy!
Tommy : [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

chinchilla coat said:

But this is classic...isn't it?

Henry:You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy : What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry : It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy : What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry : It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, you know the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy : [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony (Interrupts): Tommy no, you got it all wrong.
Tommy : Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry : Jus...
Tommy : What?
Henry: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy : You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry : Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy : No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the **** am I funny, what the **** is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry : [long pause] Get the **** out of here, Tommy!
Tommy : [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

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Gotta love the wise-guys' love for breaking each other's balls, they never bore. No race has done so much justice for Hollywood. These guys' sense of humor is top notch, from their names, story telling, donkey kicking, to the 'how you doing' gestures. Love everything about their stereo-types, more so when Joe Pesci is involved.

*Smokey taking a dump out-back his house. Ezal on his way to Smokey's house*


Ezal: Smokey! What the hell are you doing back here?
Smokey: Hey...nothing man, hey..I'll fix you some. Just stay over there.
Ezal: But I thought you wanted me to wash your car?
Smokey: Hey..wash it later man. STAY OVER THERE.
Ezal: Smokey, you know I ain't the smartest man in the world but...from over here, it looks like you taking a sh!t!
Smokey: EZal! Get tha hell outta my back man.
Ezal: (Peeping) You been eating corn huh?
Smokey: Get tha hell outta my back man.
Ezal: between me and you man, when you're done...I'll clean that sh!t up for you for $2.
Smokey: Hey!! Ezal!....You better not tell nobody man.
Ezal: Man I'm not man.
Smokey: Keep it on the down-low.
Ezal: All right, I'm not like that, I'ma keep it down bruh..........HEY! SMOKEY BACK HERE TAKIN A SH!T!!!!!
Smokey: EZAL!!
Ezal: Well I ain't gon tell nobody else.

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer John abbruz prison break

Will:
Oh, come on! What? Why is it always this? I mean, I f***in' owe it to myself to do this or that. What if I don't want to?

Chuckie:
No. No, no no no. https://jamii.app/JFUserGuide you, you don't owe it to yourself man, you owe it to me, 'cause tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be 50, and I'll still be doin' this shit. And that's all right. That's fine. I mean, you're sittin' on a winnin' lottery ticket. You're too much of a pussy to cash it in, and that's bullshit. 'Cause I'd do f***in' anything to have what you got. So would any of these f***in' guys. It'd be an insult to watch if you're still here in 20 years. Hangin' around here is a f***in' waste of your time.

Good Will Hunting [1997]