Funny and Crazy Mugabe quotes that will leave you rolling on the ground with laughter

Detective Jeff said:

and that is the killer point. i hope obama read this

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Hahahah!....unafikiri Obama ni retarded kama nyie na lilo libabu limepoteza dira na kuangamizataifa lake????....hahahah!...washenzi wengi bana!

housegirl said:

I am waiting for the legalization of beastiality, paedophilia and incest. Man will perform all forms of sexual pervesions in the name of freedom. I wish i could've been here in the next 200yrs.

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If you can't differentiate sex btwn man and animal.........adult and child...........parent and child....then you clearly need to add more education on what you already have.
Having conversation with people reasoning like you is impossible.

Diva Beyonce said:

Hadi shetani anashangaa mwenyewe

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Kumbe shetani ni mwanaume...ana dushe vile?...hehehheh...nilidhani ni mwanamke na ana papuchi...au ni JIKEDUME ...hahahhah.......nijuavyo katika jamii nyingi shetani ni mwanamke!..hehehhehh...ina maana alipomuendea Eva yeye ni Lesbian basi...hahahhahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa................Basi Mungu ni mwanaume au mwanamke....nilifikiri hawa ni ROHO(SPIRIT)...........Ina maana kama hauna uwezo wa kufikiri hautauona ujinga wa libabu lilo....nyote washenzi wenye IQ ndogo kama babu lako hilo....................WASHENZI KAMA WEWE MNAONGEZA MZIGO DUNIANI.

Ndesalee said:

Haya matendo yetu yalojaa dhambi na uchafu uliopitiliza siku hizi mpaka shetani mwenyewe anatushangaa kwa jinsi tulivyokuwa waovu kuliko yeye sasa..

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Hakuna kitu kama shetani............ni wewe mwenyewe na chuki/matendo yako................waweza kua malaika/Mungu pia na upendo/matendo yako.

OVA!!!!!!!!

Duh kuna sehemu ikifika
mtu unawaza zaidi ya hali halisi
hivi shetani yeye kumbe alikuwa anajua fika kuwa Eve na Adam wapo UCHI?
Mmh!
Basi shetani alikuwa anafaidi sana!
Chabo zakufa mtu!
coz Eve si yeye b4 hajala lile tunda la mema na na mabaya
alikuwa hajijui kama yupo uchi?
Ni vile tu camera huenda hazikuwepo
Mbona magazeti ya shigongo yangejaa picha za Eve!!!!!

Mgirik said:

duuh! Aisee! Matola umepaona hapa?

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Kwani hujui kama matola shoga?kelele zote anazopiga hapa lakini wasomali wanampumulia kisogoni,ukimtaja Mugabe umemuharibia siku matola

Tim Choice said:

Ikiwa asemalo ni busara kwako ewe sokwe la kiafrika ....basi hata Mungu mwenyewe ashuke bado mtakua hali maututi kimawazo.

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Sokwe bibi yako mpumbavu kama ww ndio umechukulia kauli ya mugabe tofauti its like an example tu aliyotoa. Kwamba Ugay ni kitu kibaya sana labda kama ww gasho sorry for tht. Cnt help u

Utingo said:

“Even satan wasn’t Gay, he chose to approach naked Eve instead of naked Adam.” – President, Mugabe on homo sexuality.

Following the legalization of gay marriage across America by the Supreme Court last week, Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe, who is known for his extreme anti-gay views has been making headlines.

Earlier this week was a marriage proposal to president Obama and yesterday, he allegedly said what you see below during another interview;

Source:"Even satan wasn't Gay, he chose to approach naked Eve instead of naked Adam." - President, Mugabe on homo sexuality | <3 Jamaica

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Mzee BOB hapo umenena.

Sokwe bibi yako mpumbavu kama ww ndio umechukulia kauli ya mugabe tofauti its like an example tu aliyotoa. Kwamba Ugay ni kitu kibaya sana labda kama ww gasho sorry for tht. Cnt help u

Sehem iliyonifanya niichukoe zaid usa ni huu ushoga wao!!!

BansenBurner said:

Sokwe bibi yako mpumbavu kama ww ndio umechukulia kauli ya mugabe tofauti its like an example tu aliyotoa. Kwamba Ugay ni kitu kibaya sana labda kama ww gasho sorry for tht. Cnt help u

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Huna lolote la kusaidia mtu ....wewe una nini?....na nani amemba msaada kwako ewe mpweke panya la kanisa!...........weye ndiye wahitaji msaada ili uweze angalau kua na kauwezo japo mdogo wa kufikiri
kelbu wahed!!!!

hayawan!!

Tim Choice said:

Huna lolote la kusaidia mtu ....wewe una nini?....na nani amemba msaada kwako ewe mpweke panya la kanisa!...........weye ndiye wahitaji msaada ili uweze angalau kua na kauwezo japo mdogo wa kufikiri
kelbu wahed!!!!

hayawan!!

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Hahahaha he is so funny &#128514;&#128514;&#128514;&#128514;

What is the problem? We now have
aeroplanes which can take them back
quicker than the ships used by their
ancestors.
~Robert Mugabe

Hapo Mugabe inaonekana alikuwa akiwapiga kijembe wazungu. Ongeza na wewe tufurahie busara za simba wa Afrika.

King...

"The only white man you can trust is a dead white man" - Robert Gabriel Mugabe.

Ntarudi Uzi ukishajaa

kama ushoga ni mzuri obama njoo nikuoe

"Africa will be the first continent to go to the sun"
Mugabe

Dont fight even over girlfriends. The
country is full of beautiful women. If
you cant get one, come to Mugabe for
assistance.

~Robert Mugabe