Guys, What would be your reaction if it were you?

[HorsePower]

A driver was taking his boss to the airport, the boss noticed he’d forgotten an important document at home & went back at home.
His wife was bathing with soap on her face: the husband tip-toed & touched her boobs, the wife responded,

“Mike, have u dropped my stupid husband so soon? Relax, don't rush, we have the whole weekend 2 spend together”.

She noticed the person was quiet, she washed her face only to see her husband!!!!--


Guys,What would be your reaction if it were you??

HorseNguvu

 

[The Boss]

hapo ni kumuongeza mshahara huyo dereva...
kumbe anafanya kazi mbili ??

 

[Eiyer]

Duuuuuuuh!Ebana siku inaharibika kabisaaaaaaa!

 

[AshaDii]

Mchuna ngozi haitwi mchuna ngozi mpaka akamatwe na ngozi...
There could be so many explanations not neccessarily kua walalana... lol..:eyebrows:

 

[mzabzab]

hapo natafuta lawyer wangu mapema na kujianda kuhesabu hasara

 

[Kbd]

:embarassed2::smash:

 

[Amavubi]

As a general rule.....mpende jirani yako kama nafsi yako..........

 

[Roulette]

Mchuna ngozi haitwi mchuna ngozi mpaka akamatwe na ngozi...
There could be so many explanations not neccessarily kua walalana... lol..:eyebrows:

Kwa kweli atakua ni mtaalam akijitetea hapo na kieleweke...

 

[King’asti]

U will be surprised! Mwingine anakutwa na ngozi, manyoya na mifupa na anachomoa kesi vile vile!

Kwa kweli atakua ni mtaalam akijitetea hapo na kieleweke...

 

[Roulette]

U will be surprised! Mwingine anakutwa na ngozi, manyoya na mifupa na anachomoa kesi vile vile!

Myth and legend King... Myth and legend! hahahaha

 

[Roulette]

Hamna cha maelezo wala nini! Inakuaje unataja jina lake unapo shikwa chuchu? tokaaaaaa lol

 

[Erickb52]

hapo ni kumuongeza mshahara huyo dereva...
kumbe anafanya kazi mbili ??

Dah hapo lazma mtu azimike, namfukuza wife ila dreva simwambii, ataambiwa na wife tu coz ye hana kosa

 

[Heart]

Hapo kimenuka liveeeee....kwanza kamuita 'stupid husband'....kama haitoshi akatoa maneno ya kumtuliza huyo mike eti 'relax,we have the whole weekend to spend together'..halafu hawalalani...acheni masihara mjue...:hatari::hatari:

 

[Kapax]

A driver was taking his boss to the airport, the boss noticed he’d forgotten an important document at home & went back at home.
His wife was bathing with soap on her face: the husband tip-toed & touched her boobs, the wife responded,

“Mike, have u dropped my stupid husband so soon? Relax, don't rush, we have the whole weekend 2 spend together”.

She noticed the person was quiet, she washed her face only to see her husband!!!!--


Guys,What would be your reaction if it were you??

HorseNguvu

Ningemwambia dereva aje to andesha na gar la ndan.

 

[Biera]

Ningemwomba Ashadii ushauri..

 

[Mwali]

Ningemwomba Ashadii ushauri..

Halafu Biera nilikua nakutafuta sana, una pending case ile thread ya AshaDii...

 

[Biera]

Halafu Biera nilikua nakutafuta sana, una pending case ile thread ya AshaDii...

aha aha,kuhusu yale mambo yale?

 

[BlackBerry]

duuuuuuuu

 

[Dark City]

Ningekuwa mie na kwa ujinga wangu,

Ningeishia na kwenda zangu bila kusema lolote ili nisiwaharibie week end yao!!

Babu DC!!

 

[Kongosho]

namwita dereva, namwambia amshike mke wangu nione huwa inakuwaje.

Nikiona anashika kwa utaalam sana nawaacha wawowane maana mie ntakuwa namuuzia wife chai, si narudi nimechoka safarini