Guys, What would be your reaction if it were you?

HorsePower · Dec 21, 2011

A driver was taking his boss to the airport, the boss noticed hed forgotten an important document at home & went back at home.
His wife was bathing with soap on her face: the husband tip-toed & touched her boobs, the wife responded,

Mike, have u dropped my stupid husband so soon? Relax, don't rush, we have the whole weekend 2 spend together.

She noticed the person was quiet, she washed her face only to see her husband!!!!--

Guys,What would be your reaction if it were you??

HorseNguvu

The Boss · Dec 21, 2011

hapo ni kumuongeza mshahara huyo dereva...
kumbe anafanya kazi mbili ??

Eiyer · Dec 21, 2011

Duuuuuuuh!Ebana siku inaharibika kabisaaaaaaa!

AshaDii · Dec 21, 2011

Mchuna ngozi haitwi mchuna ngozi mpaka akamatwe na ngozi...
There could be so many explanations not neccessarily kua walalana... lol..:eyebrows:

mzabzab · Dec 21, 2011

hapo natafuta lawyer wangu mapema na kujianda kuhesabu hasara

Kbd · Dec 21, 2011

:embarassed2::smash:

Amavubi · Dec 21, 2011

As a general rule.....mpende jirani yako kama nafsi yako..........

Roulette · Dec 21, 2011

AshaDii said:
Mchuna ngozi haitwi mchuna ngozi mpaka akamatwe na ngozi...
There could be so many explanations not neccessarily kua walalana... lol..:eyebrows:

Kwa kweli atakua ni mtaalam akijitetea hapo na kieleweke...

King’asti · Dec 21, 2011

U will be surprised! Mwingine anakutwa na ngozi, manyoya na mifupa na anachomoa kesi vile vile!

RussianRoulette said:
Kwa kweli atakua ni mtaalam akijitetea hapo na kieleweke...

Roulette · Dec 21, 2011

King'asti said:
U will be surprised! Mwingine anakutwa na ngozi, manyoya na mifupa na anachomoa kesi vile vile!

Myth and legend King... Myth and legend! hahahaha

Roulette · Dec 21, 2011

Hamna cha maelezo wala nini! Inakuaje unataja jina lake unapo shikwa chuchu? tokaaaaaa lol

Erickb52 · Dec 21, 2011

The Boss said:
hapo ni kumuongeza mshahara huyo dereva...
kumbe anafanya kazi mbili ??

Dah hapo lazma mtu azimike, namfukuza wife ila dreva simwambii, ataambiwa na wife tu coz ye hana kosa

Heart · Dec 21, 2011

Hapo kimenuka liveeeee....kwanza kamuita 'stupid husband'....kama haitoshi akatoa maneno ya kumtuliza huyo mike eti 'relax,we have the whole weekend to spend together'..halafu hawalalani...acheni masihara mjue...:hatari::hatari:

Kapax · Dec 21, 2011

HorsePower said:
A driver was taking his boss to the airport, the boss noticed hed forgotten an important document at home & went back at home.
His wife was bathing with soap on her face: the husband tip-toed & touched her boobs, the wife responded,

Mike, have u dropped my stupid husband so soon? Relax, don't rush, we have the whole weekend 2 spend together.

She noticed the person was quiet, she washed her face only to see her husband!!!!--

Guys,What would be your reaction if it were you??

HorseNguvu

Ningemwambia dereva aje to andesha na gar la ndan.

Biera · Dec 21, 2011

Ningemwomba Ashadii ushauri..

Mwali · Dec 21, 2011

Biera said:
Ningemwomba Ashadii ushauri..

Halafu Biera nilikua nakutafuta sana, una pending case ile thread ya AshaDii...

Biera · Dec 21, 2011

Mwali said:
Halafu Biera nilikua nakutafuta sana, una pending case ile thread ya AshaDii...

aha aha,kuhusu yale mambo yale?

BlackBerry · Dec 21, 2011

duuuuuuuu

Dark City · Dec 21, 2011

Ningekuwa mie na kwa ujinga wangu,

Ningeishia na kwenda zangu bila kusema lolote ili nisiwaharibie week end yao!!

Babu DC!!

Kongosho · Dec 21, 2011

namwita dereva, namwambia amshike mke wangu nione huwa inakuwaje.

Nikiona anashika kwa utaalam sana nawaacha wawowane maana mie ntakuwa namuuzia wife chai, si narudi nimechoka safarini

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