Hapa ni misemo tu

Habari zenu wana jukwaa..!! Poleni na shughuli za ujenzi wa taifa. Leo naomba iniwekee misemo uliyowahi kukutanana nayo ikakufurahisha, kuchekesha au ilikushangaza..

Mimi naanza na huu hapa:
_DUA ZENU WAPENDWA_ *Nakatisha mtaa wa jangwani mda huu nimebeba mbao*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Hii ni baada ya Yanga Fc kutolewa kwenye kombe la FA na Mbao Fc

Pia kuna huu mwingine,:

*nimeangalia tamthilia ya kikorea inayohusu mapenzi kwa miezi 3 hakuna hata kipande kimoja demu alichoomba hela, cha kushangaza hizi tamthilia dada zetu wanazipenda sana, wanajifunza maudhui yake kweli?*

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]mkinuna poa tu ndo nishasema.

Wana jukwaa karibuni na nyie mtoe ya kwenu....[emoji5] [emoji5]

*Sio kila Lipstick yakupaka*

*Unapopaka angalia na rangi yako*
*mdada mweusi akipaka lipstick nyekundu anakuwa kama alama ya*

*BATTERY LOW*
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314 said:

*Sio kila Lipstick yakupaka*

*Unapopaka angalia na rangi yako*
*mdada mweusi akipaka lipstick nyekundu anakuwa kama alama ya*

*BATTERY LOW*
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Hahaaa.. Malizia sasa alama ya nini.?

Na maneno yenyewe ni mawili tu KA na TA..KATA
(huku ikifahamika Kuwa KATA ni neno moja tu)

*BONGO BHANA YAANI WENYE AKILI WENGI HAWANA HELA WENYE HELA WENGI HAWANA AKILI CHA AJABU ZAIDI NI WENYE KAZI WENGI HAWANA VYETI HALAFU WENYE VYETI WENGI HAWANA KAZI.*

*Vijana bhana baada ya kuona wengi wanakufa na miaka 30 mpaka 40 yani hawafiki uzeeni miaka 70 au 80 kama wazee wetu wameamua nao kujifariji sasa hv utaskia wanaitana MZEE BABA*

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Kwa Jinsi haLi ilivYo NgumU sikU hizi haTa ukimTunza Fegi MwanamuziKi wa Bendi AnakuTaja

Wapii Papaa Ndimbo
mutu Ya TumbaKu[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference btwn the two words "COMPLETE" and "FINISHED". Some people say there is no difference between "COMPLETE" and "FINISHED", but there is. When you marry the right woman you are COMPLETE and when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED! When your wife catches you with another woman you are COMPLETELY FINISHED and when your wife likes shopping so much you are FINISHED COMPLETELY!
Knowledge will kill me
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*Watanzania nchini Kenya wameenda uganda kuomba kibali Burundi cha kuishi Rwanda*
# _Sio lazima uelewe..!! _

*Nimenunua popcorns nile nikicheki movie ka watoto wakishua wanavyofanyaga.Sasa hata introduction ya movie haijaisha nishafyeka kila kitu! Ningenunua tu miwa.*

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*ENZI ZA SEKONDARI*
*John ana miaka 10 pungufu ya Baba yake mama yake ana miaka 40, miaka 20 zaidi ya john.Tafuta umri wa..
1.john
2.Baba
3.Mama
......Hilo swali nilikuwa naliruka...Sio kwamba nilikuwa siliwezi ni basi tu sipendi kuingilia mambo ya familia za watu* [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

pasm said:

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference btwn the two words "COMPLETE" and "FINISHED". Some people say there is no difference between "COMPLETE" and "FINISHED", but there is. When you marry the right woman you are COMPLETE and when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED! When your wife catches you with another woman you are COMPLETELY FINISHED and when your wife likes shopping so much you are FINISHED COMPLETELY!
Knowledge will kill me
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Duh! ... 🙁🙁🙁 I'm neither completely finished nor finished completely, I AM COMPLETE...