Have you laughed today?

TEACHER:
Jennifer, go to the map and find North America.

Jennifer: Here it is.

TEACHER:

Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS:
Jennifer.

TEACHER:
John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN:
You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER:
Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN:
K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER:
No, that's wrong

GLENN:
Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


TEACHER:
Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD:
H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER:
What are you talking about?

DONALD:

Yesterday you said it's H to O.


TEACHER:
Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE:
Me!


TEACHER:

Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN:
Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER:
Millie, give me a sentence starting with ’I.'

MILLIE:
I is..

TEACHER:
No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE:
All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER:
George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.


Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS:
Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER:
Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON:
No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.


TEACHER:
Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE:
No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER:
Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

PASS IT

AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!

LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!

Hahahahaha........... great!
had a very good laugh at that......

lekanjobe kubinika said:

teacher:
jennifer, go to the map and find north america.

jennifer: here it is.

teacher:

correct. Now class, who discovered america ?

class:
jennifer.

teacher:
john, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

john:
you told me to do it without using tables.[/color]

teacher:
glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

glenn:
k-r-o-k-o-d-i-a-l'

teacher:
no, that's wrong

glenn:
maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how i spell it.


teacher:
donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

donald:
h i j k l m n o.

teacher:
what are you talking about?

donald:

yesterday you said it's h to o.[/color]


teacher:
winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

winnie:
me!


teacher:

glen, why do you always get so dirty?

glen:
well, i'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

teacher:
millie, give me a sentence starting with 'i.'

millie:
i is..

teacher:
no, millie..... Always say, 'i am.'

millie:
all right... 'i am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

teacher:
george washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.


now, louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

louis:
because george still had the axe in his hand.[/color]

teacher:
now, simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

simon:
no sir, i don't have to, my mom is a good cook.[/color]


teacher:
clyde, your composition on 'my dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

clyde:
no, sir. It's the same dog.

teacher:
harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

harold: a teacher

pass it

around and make someone laugh!

laughter is the soul's medicine!!

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Harod ni noma zaidi.

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duh hahhah:becky::becky:

tehe tehe! nice joke