Hebu furahi kidogo uongeze siku za kuishi

mwamwala iyunga said:

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John was a very dull boy. His peers called him "Father of fools"

When he was in a Private school he got the following results:

Maths = 2%
English = 5%
Science = 0%
Social sciences = 1%

He was taken to a government school and got the following results;

Maths = 0%
English = 1%
Science = 0%
Social sciences = 0%

His parents were very disappointed but still decided to put him in a Catholic school. The First term John passed and was the first in the class .
Maths = 90%
English = 93%
Science = 95%
Social sciences = 89%

His parents could not believe it. They asked him how he managed to pass and he said;

*"when I saw a man nailed on the cross, I knew that these teachers don't joke with students here"*

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_*The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom.*_

May the Lord cause you to laugh throughout this week![emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

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fundi bishoo said:

Duuh sjaambulia chochote maelezo ya chini sjaelewa
Kweli kiingereza kina wenyew

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mwamwala iyunga said:

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John was a very dull boy. His peers called him "Father of fools"

When he was in a Private school he got the following results:

Maths = 2%
English = 5%
Science = 0%
Social sciences = 1%

He was taken to a government school and got the following results;

Maths = 0%
English = 1%
Science = 0%
Social sciences = 0%

His parents were very disappointed but still decided to put him in a Catholic school. The First term John passed and was the first in the class .
Maths = 90%
English = 93%
Science = 95%
Social sciences = 89%

His parents could not believe it. They asked him how he managed to pass and he said;

*"when I saw a man nailed on the cross, I knew that these teachers don't joke with students here"*

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
_*The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom.*_

May the Lord cause you to laugh throughout this week![emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

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safuher said:

When he saw the jesus nailed on the cross,then he thought that the man nailed there(jesus)because of his lezzness in studying.

So he knew that if he would not quit his behaviour of not loving studying he will be nailed on the cross as well.

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safuher said:

When he saw the jesus nailed on the cross,then he thought that the man nailed there(jesus)because of his lezzness in studying.

So he knew that if he would not quit his behaviour of not loving studying he will be nailed on the cross as well.

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fundi bishoo said:

Ww ndo umetuelewesha vzuri mkuu[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji23]

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