Hivi hii ni kweli na kwa nini ni kweli?

[VIKWAZO]

TWO PEOPLE CHATTING:
First: What is the difference between wife and neighbor's wife.?

Second replied: Wife is like chocolate, you can have anytime but neighbor's wife is like an
ice cream, you should have immediately..!!!!


AND OTHER TWO

Married man says to his bachelor friend,
Marriage is a three ring circus ...
Bachelor asked: how??
Married man: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering...