Nesindiso Sir
JF-Expert Member
- Oct 31, 2007
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Jiulize haya yanatutokea kila siku.....
LAW OF QUEUE:
Ukibadilisha mstari unapopanga foleni ule uliouacha unakwenda mbio zaidi.
LAW OF TELEPHONE:
Namba unayopiga kwa makosa daima haipo bize (busy)
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
Mikono yako inapokuwa michafu pua inaanza kuwasha ili uikune
LAW OF THE ALIBI:
Ukimdanganya bosi kuwa umechelewa kwa sababu gari lako limepata pancha kesho yake utapata pancha kweli
BATH THEOREM:
Ukishajitia maji tu simu itaanza kuita
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
Uwezekano wa kuonekana na watu unaongezeka unapokuwa na mtu unayetaka usionekane ukiwa nae
LAW OF THE RESULT:
Unapojaribu kumueleza mtu kwamba mashine yako imeharibika ukiwasha itafanya kazi
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
Sehemu inayowasha mwilini huwasha zaidi pale ambapo huwezi kujikuna
THEATRE RULE:
Watu wanaokalia viti vizuri ndio wanaochelewa kufika
LAW OF COFFEE:
Ukikaa tu ofisini na kuanza kunywa kahawa yako bosi atakuita na kukuchelewesha mpaka kahawa yako ipoe.
LAW OF QUEUE:
Ukibadilisha mstari unapopanga foleni ule uliouacha unakwenda mbio zaidi.
LAW OF TELEPHONE:
Namba unayopiga kwa makosa daima haipo bize (busy)
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
Mikono yako inapokuwa michafu pua inaanza kuwasha ili uikune
LAW OF THE ALIBI:
Ukimdanganya bosi kuwa umechelewa kwa sababu gari lako limepata pancha kesho yake utapata pancha kweli
BATH THEOREM:
Ukishajitia maji tu simu itaanza kuita
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
Uwezekano wa kuonekana na watu unaongezeka unapokuwa na mtu unayetaka usionekane ukiwa nae
LAW OF THE RESULT:
Unapojaribu kumueleza mtu kwamba mashine yako imeharibika ukiwasha itafanya kazi
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
Sehemu inayowasha mwilini huwasha zaidi pale ambapo huwezi kujikuna
THEATRE RULE:
Watu wanaokalia viti vizuri ndio wanaochelewa kufika
LAW OF COFFEE:
Ukikaa tu ofisini na kuanza kunywa kahawa yako bosi atakuita na kukuchelewesha mpaka kahawa yako ipoe.