Hizi msg za Valentine za kufowadiana . . . .

CPU · Feb 14, 2011

Jaluo_Nyeupe said:
hiyo kali unaweza kuzirai ati. Hapo kwenye jidipu ulikuwa unamaanisha ji-beep?

ndo lugha ya JF siku hizi

Masaki · Feb 14, 2011

Mohammed Shossi said:
Siku ukiwa karibu nae jaribu kuijepa simu yake JIDIPU uone amekusevu vipi, kama unatumatuma vocha usije ukashangaa kukuta umeseviwa vocha dar [/QUOTE]

Hahahahahahah! Dah hiyo kali

MwanajamiiOne · Feb 14, 2011

CPU said:
My dia, wa kwanza ni huyo jibaba aliyemtumia, mi nimetumiwa kiporo cha jibaba lake. Angekuwa wifi mbona angejidai, ni binti tu ambaye nilikutana nae wakati nipo Moro kikazi, akadai amevutiwa na mimi huku akidai anamuogopa mwanamke mwenzake (yaani alidhani nina mke au mpenzi), nikamwambia asijali kwani sina mke wala mpenzi tuendelee kuwasiliana tu kama friends

Sasa inakuumaje............... ichukulie kama adventure tu.

Tambara Bovu · Feb 14, 2011

aisee Shossi hapo ni pagumu .mie hata kama nakupenda vipi siwezi kukuachia cm hata iweje.usiombe presha zake aisee

Mohammed Shossi said:
Sasa mwambie leo mbadilishane simu kama ishara ya upendo uone simu zitakazomiminika hapo utajua mpo wangapi. 🙂

cartura · Feb 14, 2011

Chris_Mambo said:
Sms huwa haina maana iwapo mtumaji hajaiandika mwenyewe hasa kuhusu suala la upendo.
Kwa nini usiandike sms wewe mwenyewe ili ueleze hisia zako badala ya ku send sms aliyoiandika mwenzako???

Very much to the point; mtu anaweza kujipendekeza kwamba amekutumia bonge la msg tamu kumbe ukisoma between the lines unagundua kuwa kuna mtu anachakachua nyuma ya pazia - mwingine analiforward tu jinsi lilivyo bila kuedit kidogo angalau kureflect your reality

LD · Feb 14, 2011

CPU said:
Daaah mbona jina hilo zuri tu, halafu limekaa kimahaba-mahaba fulani hivi . . . CPU M-BAYAAAAAAAAAAAA halafu wakat huo huo unajileta mwenyewe nakukumbatia huku umelegea mwili mzima, naanza kukubusu halafu naanza k . . . . . .

Sipiyuu acha kuniambia ambia hayo maneno, nitatokea hapo kwenye skriini. Halafu utaona dawa yake!!

Tikerra · Feb 14, 2011

CPU said:
Yaani sijui watu hawazisomagi vizuri au hawajui maana yake???!!!

Namshangaa kweli, katumiwa msg ya u-valentine na jibaba lake usiku wa kuamkia leo halafu anai-fowadi kwangu saa hizi saa tatu na nusu asubuhi, eti "am the first to wish you happy valentine this night, sleep well my sweet"

Mimi hata hiyo concept ya valentine naiona upuuzi mtupu.Mitanzania sijui tukoje,badala ya kuelekeza nguvu zetu kwenye real issues, tunawaza ngono tu, hovyo sana.Halafu hatuko selective hata kidogo,kila kinachokuja tunadaka tu,this thing called Valentine, ni kitu cha kishenzi tu,chenye nia ya kuhamasisha umalaya.Ngoja watukomeshe,shida zitatupamba mpaka utosini.

LD · Feb 14, 2011

CPU said:
Mboa kawaida tu hayo siku hizi

CPU nimekustukia kinakuuma unajikaza tu. Yani nikutumie msg inaonesha ilitoka kwa Asprin, afu ukaushe tu!! Hata kama unanidanganya unanipenda!! Lazima karoho kakuume kidogo. Sema ukweli!!

mchillo · Feb 14, 2011

Mohammed Shossi said:
Sasa mwambie leo mbadilishane simu kama ishara ya upendo uone simu zitakazomiminika hapo utajua mpo wangapi. 🙂

Ha ha haaaa ha! Hiyo itakuwa komesha ubishi.

bakarikazinja · Feb 15, 2011

haya jamani yanauma sana usikie tu kwa mwenzio

bakarikazinja · Feb 15, 2011

yaani wee acha tu

FirstLady1 · Feb 15, 2011

Superman said:
Wee acha tu;

Mimi ndo kwanza imetinga moja kwenye kiselula changu. Baada ya longolongo za kawaida inamalizia eti: "HAPPY VALENTINE SISTER"

But I am a Brother or lather a man. Nikampigia muhusika bahati akajibu kuwa na yeye alifowadiwa.

Whats the point?

POLE :coffee:

Magulumangu · Feb 16, 2011

Superman said:
Wee acha tu;

Mimi ndo kwanza imetinga moja kwenye kiselula changu. Baada ya longolongo za kawaida inamalizia eti: "HAPPY VALENTINE SISTER"

But I am a Brother or lather a man. Nikampigia muhusika bahati akajibu kuwa na yeye alifowadiwa.

Whats the point?

pole mtu wangu mie ngoma ilidunda eti anahitaji kujua kesho ntakuwa wapi hapo ni tayari tar 14 tena saa sita....

salcido · Feb 14, 2012

nimeipenda hiyo

MUREFU · Feb 14, 2012

kha! Ha,ha,ha,ha,haaaa... Kaz kwel kwel yote shda ya nn mimi nimewapanga tuu hakuna hata mmoja niliemtumia vocha sasa hv wala kumtumia sijui hapi valentine zaid ya wao kushndana huyu kaniforwadia ujumbe huu na ule mpaka naona ni bora nizime simu mana huyu anapiga tigo huyu voda yule airtel yan ni raha mustarehe kuwa na wanawake wengi hawakuumiz kichwa na kesho ninasafir

kisukari · Feb 14, 2012

miaka ya nyuma mambo ya valentine yalikuwa hayasikiki kiivyo.siku hizi imekuwa kama mcharuko fulani

zubedayo_mchuzi · Feb 14, 2012

ha ha ha maigizo day

Eghorohe · Feb 14, 2012

Imeshauriwa wapenzi/wachumba au mke na mume wabadilishane simu za mikononi angalau masaa sita siku ya Valentine kama kweli wanapendana kwa dhati? Inamaanisha mwachie mpenzi wako akae na simu yako na wewe uondoke na simu yake! :A S embarassed::A S embarassed:

ndetichia · Feb 14, 2012

hii kitu itafanya kazi kwa wale sio aminiana tu ila kama unamwamini ya nini stress za mwenzi wako.. aahaaa

vanmedy · Feb 14, 2012

Iramusm said:
Mbona hii meseji ni exactly kama nloltumia mpenzi wangu Sheila wa Moro, usiku wa jana!!!!!!!!!!!! Ina maana kakufowadia wewe? Asalaalee!!

Ehehehehheeheh.... Namimi pia kani''forwad''ia haka kameseji daaah sheila ametupanga bwana.. Ila mi nlie moro acha nifumue linda,.. Ntawahadithia yalojiri

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