How To Make Love

Purple said:

purple likes this, nilifikiri huu mtazamo ninao mimi tu..:gossip:

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Nikuambie kitu binti mwenzangu@Purple.. wewe kama binadamu una matatizo A b c d ....UNAPOINGIA KWENYE MAHUSIANO NA matatizo yako yakawa a b c d e f g.... kimbia kama ulikuwa na abcd at least yawe abc au ab au a au yafutike kabisa...ndo maana ya kutafuta partner ili msaidiane sio kushow off?

Smile said:

kweli nawahaminia ngoja nimtafute Kongosho tuanzishe umoja wa mabibi tanzania...tunaweza tukatengeneza nice couple na nyie mababu sio ..duniani wawili wawili bana...

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Well well well........ we utakuwa wangu si eti Smile eh?

Riwa said:

Mmmh mmh...kila mtu atakucheka eti ukisema kile cha haraka haraka cha porini ni ku'make love'! but kila mtu atakuona ni Mr Loverman ukisema ume'make love' in a five star hotel!

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sidhani kama eneo linamata bwana just chukua mfano huu binti katongozwa na kibosile wa epa ampatie kazi kwenye ofisi yake akampeleka serena hapo wamesex au wamemake love?

Kongosho said:

BE careful, vibabu wengine wana mikia ya mamba.

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vikiongozwa na Asprin eeh?

Asprin said:

Well well well........ we utakuwa wangu si eti Smile eh?

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uhuhuuuuuuu aiyaaaaaaaaa

Smile said:

Nikuambie kitu binti mwenzangu@Purple.. wewe kama binadamu una matatizo A b c d ....UNAPOINGIA KWENYE MAHUSIANO NA matatizo yako yakawa a b c d e f g.... kimbia kama ulikuwa na abcd at least yawe abc au ab au a au yafutike kabisa...ndo maana ya kutafuta partner ili msaidiane sio kushow off?

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exactly mamie na ndo maana hua najisemea mwanaume nimtakaye bado hajazaliwa na kama ameshazaliwa basi ameshazeeka..hawa wa siku hizi kuharibiana mipango ya maisha tu!

Smile said:

sidhani kama eneo linamata bwana just chukua mfano huu binti katongozwa na kibosile wa epa ampatie kazi kwenye ofisi yake akampeleka serena hapo wamesex au wamemake love?

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Hiyo ni sex...huwezi 'make love' kama hakuna hiyo 'love'.....lakini unaweza 'have sex' hata kukiwa na hiyo 'love'!

Kitendo cha kibosile wa epa kumpeleka binti serena ni explicit na adventurous...at least kwa kibosile..thats what having sex is all about, is having fun!

Lakini nikimchukua mke/gf/mchumba wangu nikampeleka serena...thats planned, not explicit, nothing adventurous about it for both of us..its romantic, and what referred to as 'making love'!

Smile said:

uhuhuuuuuuu aiyaaaaaaaaa

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Ndo niseme umekubali hapo Smile?

Purple said:

exactly mamie na ndo maana hua najisemea mwanaume nimtakaye bado hajazaliwa na kama ameshazaliwa basi ameshazeeka..hawa wa siku hizi kuharibiana mipango ya maisha tu!

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na usikubali mtu akuharibie maisha yako majuto yake ni makubwa mno my dear..usikubali kabisa..ujue huwa najiuliza kwanini wasichana wengi wanapenda vitu vya kujionyesha kwani ni lazima kuwa na mwanaume? tena unakuwa na mtu asiekuheshimu,wala kukuthamini wala kukujali..why? unaenjoy nini? kisa kuolewa hadi mahari yako unampa wewe...kuwa natural my dear ,,maisha ni hayahaya raha jipe mwenyewe who cares?

Riwa said:

Mmmh mmh...kila mtu atakucheka eti ukisema kile cha haraka haraka cha porini ni ku'make love'! but kila mtu atakuona ni Mr Loverman ukisema ume'make love' in a five star hotel!

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Can you explain more braza Riwa ..ya kichakani kuwa sex na ya kwenye five star hotel kuwa love..once more pliiiz??

Smile ngoja nikachukue miwani yangu ya mbao naona macho yangu hayaoni vizuri hapo juu

6.The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, ?????????????????

mhhhh hapo juu hapo

halafu Riwa ........................but having sex/f*cking....its edventurous and unpredictable, never boring!

Duh lao naona weekend inaanza mapema

Smile maneno yako ya kweli esp hapo "2 Firm milk containers" opps swaum yangu!... .. ila nina swali "how to make love" kwa kiswahili unaaminisha "jinsi ya kufanya mapenzi" ???

njiwa said:

Smile maneno yako ya kweli esp hapo "2 Firm milk containers" opps swaum yangu!... .. ila nina swali "how to make love" kwa kiswahili unaaminisha "jinsi ya kufanya mapenzi" ???

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ahaha sijui bwana...tualikane futari jamani

'jinsi ya kutengeneza mapenzi'

njiwa said:

Smile maneno yako ya kweli esp hapo "2 Firm milk containers" opps swaum yangu!... .. ila nina swali "how to make love" kwa kiswahili unaaminisha "jinsi ya kufanya mapenzi" ???

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Smile hebu acha haya mambo mida hii
Mie nna hasira za karibu, nshaanza kuwaangalia wenzangu hapa kama misosi

Afu kama huyu kibosile, mkanda wake wa sarawali hajaufunga vizuri

Kongosho said:

'jinsi ya kutengeneza mapenzi'

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mhhh! .... Kongosho haya bana ! " but..... anyways nitamtafuta Smile anieleze vizuri .. bado nipo curious

Kongosho said:

BE careful, vibabu wengine wana mikia ya mamba.

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Smile said:

vikiongozwa na Asprin eeh?

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Naona sasa mmeamua kuanza matusi.....

Kwa herini na hamtaniona tena kwenye hizi thread zenu.....!!

Heshima yangu mbele ya wajukuu ni kubwa kuliko kila kitu,

CIAO,

Babu DC!!

Mmmmh mdogoangu Smile! This too EROTIC.....................where is EROTICA?.................she/he will spice up more...........oooh Kongosho is here.............but kungwi gfsonwin is on strike.Have you seen Kaunga recently......or may be Boflo kamficha........but watch out Boflo sijakula mbuzi ya kaka,te te te...........hata Fighter na Sikonge hawajasongewa ugali na Nsansa as the in-laws

Thanks for the thread though,made me Smile in the mi.ddle of miserable day,very busy indeed.