Huyu Mama Mwenye Nyumba Simwelewi!!!!

Nimepanga sehemu moja hapa DSM lakini Mama mwenye nyumba simwelewi kabisa!!!

Wakati tunaingia naye mkataba MASHARTI yalikuwa machache sana but akaongeza mengine yafuatayo:
1. Hataki wageni wengi iwe wa KIKE au KIUME.
2. Hataki nitembelewe na WATOTO rum kwangu kuanzia 0-10 yrs.
3. Akija MGENI wa aina yoyote lazima nikamtambulishe kwake.
4. WAGENi mwisho kunitembelea saa 12 jioni.
5. Hataki kusikia hata SAUTI ndogo ya MUZIKI wowote.

Mbaya zaidi akiona nimeleta BINTI anakuja kukaa karibu na MLANGO wa rum ili asikie mnafanya nini ndani!!! Huyu MAMA anatatizo gani??!!

Anakupenda huyo, hataki kuona unaharibu maisha yako kwa mambo ya mpito...:teeth:

Mtongoze

Eng. Smasher said:

Nimepanga sehemu moja hapa DSM lakini Mama mwenye nyumba simwelewi kabisa!!!

Wakati tunaingia naye mkataba MASHARTI yalikuwa machache sana but akaongeza mengine yafuatayo:
1. Hataki wageni wengi iwe wa KIKE au KIUME.
2. Hataki nitembelewe na WATOTO rum kwangu kuanzia 0-10 yrs.
3. Akija MGENI wa aina yoyote lazima nikamtambulishe kwake.
4. WAGENi mwisho kunitembelea saa 12 jioni.
5. Hataki kusikia hata SAUTI ndogo ya MUZIKI wowote.

Mbaya zaidi akiona nimeleta BINTI anakuja kukaa karibu na MLANGO wa rum ili asikie mnafanya nini ndani!!! Huyu MAMA anatatizo gani??!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011!!!​

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EG. Unataka mama wawatu atumie lugha ipi umuelewe???

Mambo gani hayo ya MPITO??!!

TANMO said:

Anakupenda huyo, hataki kuona unaharibu maisha yako kwa mambo ya mpito...:teeth:

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:kiss: or :A S 11:

Elia said:

EG. Unataka mama wawatu atumie lugha ipi umuelewe???

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Inabidi nihame shem maana kila siku ni vituko hapa home!!
Itafikia kipindi atamkataza hata M........ kuja kwangu!!!

Preta said:

hama hiyo nyumba shem....haikufai

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Akikaa mlangono toka nje uchi kabisaaa
Uone kama atakaa tena :bounce:

Eng. Smasher said:

Inabidi nihame shem maana kila siku ni vituko hapa home!!
Itafikia kipindi atamkataza hata M........ kuja kwangu!!!

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na huo ndio wasiwasi wangu shem.....tafadhali hama

ngoja akupandishie mashetani siku moja ndo utaelewa fuata ushauri wa PRETA

Kimbweka said:

Akikaa mlangono toka nje uchi kabisaaa
Uone kama atakaa tena :bounce:

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Duh..kimbweka hii ndio mwisho wa mawazo.....imenibidi nicheke tu....nika imagine Eng huyo anatoka anajinyoosha langoni UCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....mama wa watu si atazimia!!! ahahhahaha...karibu 2011

Mmh!! Asije Mama wa watu ndo kwanza aanze kuni HUG na KISS kibao!!!:hug:& :kiss:

Kimbweka said:

Akikaa mlangono toka nje uchi kabisaaa
Uone kama atakaa tena :bounce:

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Poa shem lakini atakubali kweli nihame maana cjamshirikisha??!!

Preta said:

na huo ndio wasiwasi wangu shem.....tafadhali hama

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Kimbweka said:

Akikaa mlangono toka nje uchi kabisaaa
Uone kama atakaa tena :bounce:

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Mh, ushauri huu usiupokee mhandisi,mwenzio nilifanya hivyo kesho yake nikarudishiwa kodi yangu iliyobaki na notisi ya kuhama nyumba hiyo.

unangoja nini kum-smash