Mentor you make my day
Yaani akifuata ushauri huu nafikiri matatizo yake yatakwisha kabisa
Are you handsome?
Are you a university student?
If you answered YES to these questions, you might be suffering from a common disease recently diagnosed here in JF.
worry not though, research is in progress to identify the ideal cure for your predicament.
Meanwhile,
You can take daily anti-feelings of finishing assignments (twice a day)
A tablet of attending classes to ease the thoughts of ladies
A spoonful of sports for your health
A tea spoon of prayer in the morning and evening for your spiritual growth
and
Nusu kidonge cha usingizi kupumzisha akili yako!
Ubarikiwe...
Kumbe Good English nayo inamata eeh! Habari yako Rutashubanyuma bwana.Trust the Almighty God He will never disappoint you or anyone else...........................and stay away from gals......................at least for now until your English improves......................
Kumbe Good English nayo inamata eeh! Habari yako Rutashubanyuma bwana.
Well, if you know Spanish..ni added advantage!lol
Huo sasa Ujeuri.... Hatujakufundisha ujeuri to that extent!!! lol
Talking from experience..
Ongea kifaransa tu kwenye simu na mabinti wako pembeni. Ukikata tu simu, unaombwa namba...anaebisha aniambie!!!
Trust the Almighty God He will never disappoint you or anyone else...........................and stay away from gals......................at least for now until your English improves......................
dear jamaa anawashwa now we unataka amalize skuli ? lol!
Hizi shule za kata hizi
Hahaha! nawe unasoma univasiti gani fredy ? take a time out fellow before you start another relationship,take a pen and paper,write the type of qualities of the person you want to be with and dont rush search slowly you will succeed and while you are at it sms lingo is ONLY used on a PHONE not JF.
maliza shule kwanza kijana,hayo mengine yoote utazidishiwa. wapotezee tu!
hahaaa!I think I know you....
Sio huko kwenye minyoo bana hahaha!sasa dear, si angeenda hosp labda watampa dawa. manake inaweza kuwa dalili ya minyoo or anything else,lol