If friendship is like this, then I dont like a friend, what about u?

If friendship is like this, then I dont like a friend, what about u?

Kashaija

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Please read and comment, do u rearly need such a friend????????????????

One evening Mike went over his friend Terry's house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He sat up and blushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said,

"Did you like what you saw"? Mike said "yes I did.."
She said, "Well you can get more than that but it will cost you R500".
So Mike thought about his financial situation and said "o.k."
She said "so meet me here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work
then."
Mike said, "I'll see you then".

The next day, Mike came over, they had s*x, he paid her, and then he left.

Later Terry came home and said, "has Mike been over here today?"
She said, thinking she had been caught, "as a matter of fact, yes."
Terry asked, "Did he leave 500?"
She said "as a matter of fact, he did."
Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow R500 till this evening and said he would leave it with you.....!"
 
Damn....That's a Dangerous friend...but I have to give it to him.....He's also Very Smart.....
 
loooh!!!wallahi bureeee kamla mke wa rafikie...huyo ndo anafaa katika jamii ya sasa kwa kweli looh.u hav to b a genious katika kila idara ili ufanikiwe
 
Kuna co-worker wangu alinihadisia kisa kimoja .. cha rafiki yake mmoja ... the guy used to go to the bar na wife wake accompanied by his best friend ... now this guy used to drink so heavily na akilewa anasinzia mpaka kukoroma hapo hapo kwenye kiti .. mpaka aamshwe na mkewe when its time to go home

These two .. yani rafiki yake this heavy drinker na wife in time fell in love .. so wakawa wanasubiri when this guy is kaput snoring wanaenda zao msalani they finish whatever business they have .. wanarudi na kukaa kimya .. this went on for a long time till waiter mmoja akaamua kushtua jamaa ... akabisha sana because he trusted the two so much .. so the waiter akamwambia to take a bet ... jamaa kama kawa akapretend to snore just as usual .. akaona picha kamili .. got them red handed ... and that was the end of their marriage
 
Mimi nimeiona tafauti kidogo na walionitangulia.Huyo ni rafiki mzuri sana kamfundisha adabu mke wa rafiki yake anaependa hela.Alitaka kumuuzia sasa yeye akaifaidi bure ili iwe fundisho.
 
Lakini kama jamaa asingeangusha card yake ingekua vipi ??? mtego usingenassa???
 
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