Increase your life span

To increase your life cros you have to:

1. Ensure that you break the wind atleast 13 times in a day. The wind-breaking should be loud enough to attract the intension of
your neighbours.

2. Ensure that you lough not less than 15 times in a day, if you can't lough aloud you just go face the mirror and smile not less
than 60 times.

Stay advised

:yuck::yuck: Hiyo namba moja sio huku Afrika

Big Blasters wapo Ulaya na Australia..wanapenda sana kutokana na manjee wanazokandamiza.huku kwetu cheche tu mtu anapiga mlo mmoja kwa siku hata shuzi halimtoki mana kila kitu kinakuwa absorbed kwa system even gases!!