Jamani mbona tunachukuliana?

[Baba_Enock]

Yaani mimi kukutambulisha kwa "shemejiyo" ndiyo imekuwa nongwa? Simu, SMS, Please call Me, Please Recharge me, kila wakati? Kha!

Siyo vizuri bana, acha hizo!

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Kwanini usimtext huyo mhusika?Maana hapa sidhani kama umeeleweka!

 

[Nazjaz]

Go and face her, mweleze kuwa tabia yake ni mbaya na hutaki aendelee kuwasiliana na mumeo. Pia mumeo mweke chini, mwambie atulie, kuna kuna chochote anachokosa kwako akueleze ujue

 

[sweetdada]

hehehhe mipasho

 

[Shantel]

face him bwana sasa hapa tuchangie nini? kwanza kwa nini ulimtambulisha huyo mtu kwa huyo GF wako, mi naona huyo nae ni kicheche tu, alimpaje simu yake?

 

[Susy]

nchi ya kusadikika!!!!!!!

 

[Katavi]

Huyo anayefanya hivyo ni HE au SHE??

 

[Mwanakili90]

jamani,w3w3 mtata sasa shemeji cndo zao,kwani lipi jipya?

 

[Mtumishi Mkuu]

face him bwana sasa hapa tuchangie nini? kwanza kwa nini ulimtambulisha huyo mtu kwa huyo GF wako, mi naona huyo nae ni kicheche tu, alimpaje simu yake?

Shantel umenichekesha kweli...inaonekana uko concerned sana na ishu ya gender maana watu wamekimbilia 1 kwa 1 wakarule out kwamba ni she ila wewe unaonekana kufikiri kwamba ni mwanaume katambulishwa kwa mwanamke!

 

[Dena Amsi]

Muhusika naona ujumbe umemfikia.

Hata hivyo pole sana Kyabu.............

 

[Husninyo]

Haaaa!!

 

[Babu Lao]

Yaani mimi kukutambulisha kwa "shemejiyo" ndiyo imekuwa nongwa? Simu, SMS, Please call Me, Please Recharge me, kila wakati? Kha!

Siyo vizuri bana, acha hizo!

Undugu ni kusaidiana acha na mwenzio asaidiwe na "shemeji" yake!!!!

 

[Pokola]

Sasa nyie mnataka asifaudu matunda ya ushemeji?? Wacheni maroho za korosho nyie Watz!!

 

[afrodenzi]

Jamani
sasa wewe ujumbe
Utamfikiaje mtu kama hayupo JF?
au yumo humu?

 

[klorokwini]

Jamani
sasa wewe ujumbe
Utamfikiaje mtu kama hayupo JF?
au yumo humu?

habari zisizo rasmi zinasema kwamba ni ze finest.

 

[afrodenzi]

habari zisizo rasmi zinasema kwamba ni ze finest.

Hahaha lol
Kama ni yeye
amesha samehewa
vipi we waendeleaje?

 

[klorokwini]

Hahaha lol
Kama ni yeye
amesha samehewa
vipi we waendeleaje?

nimeanika raba zangu waswahili wameiba! apart from that kila kitu shwari!

 

[afrodenzi]

nimeanika raba zangu waswahili wameiba! apart from that kila kitu shwari!

Hahahah
Ni uswahilini kuna vituko ?
au Klorokwin anavituko dahhhh
Haya afadhali wee una tuchekesha
Kuna walio nuna humu..dahhh

 

[Gaga]

Urafiki wa maboga huo kukutana kikapuni

 

[LD]

Baba Enock, umefufuka au umezaliwa,
Kyabushaija hajambo?
Na yeye ame RIP kwa muda au?
By the way ni nani huyo anakuchukulia bwana mzee, umeshamwambia Asprini asmshughulikie.
Hebu nenda bwana, mababu wote wa kizazi hiki wana karama za kutibu matatizo sugu na hili likiwepo.