Je huu ni uungwana?

Bishanga · May 18, 2011

Ndugu zangu kuna vitabia flan flan vinakera,mwenye navyo aviache.Mfano:
1. Wenzio wanakula wewe unapenga kamasi
2. Mko internet cafe wewe unaongea na simu kwa lisauti likuuuuubwa,inakera jamani
3.Kujishaua,mara oh juzi nilivyokuwa Dubai,mara oh blackberry yangu bomba,kakuuliza nani?
4.Kutegea bill bar,raundi yako ikifika unakwenda chooni
5. Kuazima kitu cha mtu usirudishe
Last but most important kinamama ambao baada ya kuliwa mzigo unamwacha mzee akanawe mwenyewe bafuni badala ya kutenga mapema maji vuguvugu kwenye beseni na sabuni ili mkimaliza umsafishe mzee kwa mapenzi huku unamshukuru kwa kukupa mahanjam.

Pearl · May 18, 2011

La asha!huu si uungwana
Ya mwisho nimeipenda

Rose1980 · May 18, 2011

Bishanga said:
Ndugu zangu kuna vitabia flan flan vinakera,mwenye navyo aviache.Mfano:
1. Wenzio wanakula wewe unapenga kamasi
2. Mko internet cafe wewe unaongea na simu kwa lisauti likuuuuubwa,inakera jamani
3.Kujishaua,mara oh juzi nilivyokuwa Dubai,mara oh blackberry yangu bomba,kakuuliza nani?
4.Kutegea bill bar,raundi yako ikifika unakwenda chooni
5. Kuazima kitu cha mtu usirudishe
Last but most important kinamama ambao baada ya kuliwa mzigo unamwacha mzee akanawe mwenyewe bafuni badala ya kutenga mapema maji vuguvugu kwenye beseni na sabuni ili mkimaliza umsafishe mzee kwa mapenzi huku unamshukuru kwa kukupa mahanjam.

du kumbe ni jukumu la kinamama pekee?
ivi kufanyiwwa mahaba ni jukumu la kinamama tu kwakina baba?
wanawake wao hawataki kufanyiwa mahaba?

umshukuru yeye kwa kukupa mahanjamu..yeye hastahili kukushukuru?
au siyo wewe unamshukuru na yeye anakushukuru?ni mwanamke tu amshukuru mwanaume ?....pengne ata na kbamia chake?duhh i kali

Rose1980 · May 18, 2011

mi tabia znazonikera ni izi;
1.kujichokonoa puani mbele za watu

2.kutafuna chwaa chwaaa km mbuzi yaani ukiwa unakula mpaka jiran anajua yes jiran anatafuna sasa

3.kuingiza kidole mdomon na kuanza kuchokonoa meno mezani wakat wenzako wanakula...domo umelipanua unaingiza kidole kwenye magego ....

4.kunywa chai pyuuuuuuuuu km unapiga mluzi ..sasa apo ombea usimkute anakunywa uji utakimbia manake ni puuu ahh sjui wanavutaje..

5.wanaume wanaotongoza kishamba..nina makontena 7 bandarini...ahh yule jamaa nimemkopesha milion zangu anirudishii..ahh lile hammar langu....yaan nguo mimi sinunui natoa oda tu thailand..ahh bila mimi yule sasa izi angekuwa kijijin..mimi nina akili sana nimeinua sana kampuni ile....

6.nachukia mtu kujifanya much know sana yaani kila kitu anakijua ..kila kitu anataka akitolee mwongozo ata aina za ped wakat yeye mwanaume ..yaaan kila kitu anajua

7.nachukia wadada wanaojifanya wazuriiiiii..kumbe ukimcheki ni bint remy ongala

Marytina · May 18, 2011

Rose1980 said:
mi tabia znazonikera ni izi;
1.kujichokonoa puani mbele za watu

2.kutafuna chwaa chwaaa km mbuzi yaani ukiwa unakula mpaka jiran anajua yes jiran anatafuna sasa

3.kuingiza kidole mdomon na kuanza kuchokonoa meno mezani wakat wenzako wanakula...domo umelipanua unaingiza kidole kwenye magego ....

4.kunywa chai pyuuuuuuuuu km unapiga mluzi ..sasa apo ombea usimkute anakunywa uji utakimbia manake ni puuu ahh sjui wanavutaje..

5.wanaume wanaotongoza kishamba..nina makontena 7 bandarini...ahh yule jamaa nimemkopesha milion zangu anirudishii..ahh lile hammar langu....yaan nguo mimi sinunui natoa oda tu thailand..ahh bila mimi yule sasa izi angekuwa kijijin..mimi nina akili sana nimeinua sana kampuni ile....

6.nachukia mtu kujifanya much know sana yaani kila kitu anakijua ..kila kitu anataka akitolee mwongozo ata aina za ped wakat yeye mwanaume ..yaaan kila kitu anajua

7.nachukia wadada wanaojifanya wazuriiiiii..kumbe ukimcheki ni bint remy ongala

imetulia sana

Marytina · May 18, 2011

Bishanga said:
Ndugu zangu kuna vitabia flan flan vinakera,mwenye navyo aviache.Mfano:
1. Wenzio wanakula wewe unapenga kamasi
2. Mko internet cafe wewe unaongea na simu kwa lisauti likuuuuubwa,inakera jamani
3.Kujishaua,mara oh juzi nilivyokuwa Dubai,mara oh blackberry yangu bomba,kakuuliza nani?
4.Kutegea bill bar,raundi yako ikifika unakwenda chooni
5. Kuazima kitu cha mtu usirudishe
Last but most important kinamama ambao baada ya kuliwa mzigo unamwacha mzee akanawe mwenyewe bafuni badala ya kutenga mapema maji vuguvugu kwenye beseni na sabuni ili mkimaliza umsafishe mzee kwa mapenzi huku unamshukuru kwa kukupa mahanjam.

soon after kuduu hamna anayekujali iwe mke/mume

SAWEBOY · May 18, 2011

Rose1980 said:
mi tabia znazonikera ni izi;
1.kujichokonoa puani mbele za watu

2.kutafuna chwaa chwaaa km mbuzi yaani ukiwa unakula mpaka jiran anajua yes jiran anatafuna sasa

3.kuingiza kidole mdomon na kuanza kuchokonoa meno mezani wakat wenzako wanakula...domo umelipanua unaingiza kidole kwenye magego ....

4.kunywa chai pyuuuuuuuuu km unapiga mluzi ..sasa apo ombea usimkute anakunywa uji utakimbia manake ni puuu ahh sjui wanavutaje..

5.wanaume wanaotongoza kishamba..nina makontena 7 bandarini...ahh yule jamaa nimemkopesha milion zangu anirudishii..ahh lile hammar langu....yaan nguo mimi sinunui natoa oda tu thailand..ahh bila mimi yule sasa izi angekuwa kijijin..mimi nina akili sana nimeinua sana kampuni ile....

6.nachukia mtu kujifanya much know sana yaani kila kitu anakijua ..kila kitu anataka akitolee mwongozo ata aina za ped wakat yeye mwanaume ..yaaan kila kitu anajua

7.nachukia wadada wanaojifanya wazuriiiiii..kumbe ukimcheki ni bint remy ongala

Mhmmm umalili kulongela goha kamwali kusi ne cha kulongela! usengwili sana

Bishanga · May 18, 2011

Rose1980 said:
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du kumbe ni jukumu la kinamama pekee?
ivi kufanyiwwa mahaba ni jukumu la kinamama tu kwakina baba?
wanawake wao hawataki kufanyiwa mahaba?

umshukuru yeye kwa kukupa mahanjamu..yeye hastahili kukushukuru?
au siyo wewe unamshukuru na yeye anakushukuru?ni mwanamke tu amshukuru mwanaume ?....pengne ata na kbamia chake?duhh i kali

we Rose we,kicheni pati ulifundishwa nini? na kwenye unyago je nyakanga wako alikwambia nini,au ndio nyie wa yes yes kindergarten masaki?

Bishanga · May 18, 2011

Rose1980 said:
mi tabia znazonikera ni izi;
1.kujichokonoa puani mbele za watu

2.kutafuna chwaa chwaaa km mbuzi yaani ukiwa unakula mpaka jiran anajua yes jiran anatafuna sasa

3.kuingiza kidole mdomon na kuanza kuchokonoa meno mezani wakat wenzako wanakula...domo umelipanua unaingiza kidole kwenye magego ....

4.kunywa chai pyuuuuuuuuu km unapiga mluzi ..sasa apo ombea usimkute anakunywa uji utakimbia manake ni puuu ahh sjui wanavutaje..

5.wanaume wanaotongoza kishamba..nina makontena 7 bandarini...ahh yule jamaa nimemkopesha milion zangu anirudishii..ahh lile hammar langu....yaan nguo mimi sinunui natoa oda tu thailand..ahh bila mimi yule sasa izi angekuwa kijijin..mimi nina akili sana nimeinua sana kampuni ile....

6.nachukia mtu kujifanya much know sana yaani kila kitu anakijua ..kila kitu anataka akitolee mwongozo ata aina za ped wakat yeye mwanaume ..yaaan kila kitu anajua

7.nachukia wadada wanaojifanya wazuriiiiii..kumbe ukimcheki ni bint remy ongala

wanawake hapo ndo huwa mnanimaliza kabisa,mnapenda ligi, kushindana weeeee utadhani mko mbio za marathon,kwa nini msiwe cool kama sisi,uwe mnene,uwe mwembamba,uwe mrefu,uwe mfupi,uwe na sura ya The Finest,uwe na sura ya Remmy Ongara,pochi lako tu,anytime ukitaka mzigo unavuta tu.

Dr Lizzy · May 18, 2011

We unapotaka kunawishwa we ulishawahi kumnawisha mwenzako???!

Bishanga · May 18, 2011

merytina said:
soon after kuduu hamna anayekujali iwe mke/mume

Temea mate chini Merytina,haiendi hivo hata siku moja,acha uzungu bana,kumsopsop mzee na maneno matamu baada ya kujikunja na kukufikisha muhimu sana,uliza mama yeyote mtu mzima atakwambia.Kumbuka kumfikisha mwanamke kileleni si kazi ndogo,yahitaji ujuzi,uzoefu,subira na utaalam wa hali ya juu,appreciation muhimu ili siku nyingine ajitahidi zaidi orgasm ziongezeke.

Rose1980 · May 18, 2011

SAWEBOY said:
Mhmmm umalili kulongela goha kamwali kusi ne cha kulongela! usengwili sana

usengwil bambo!

Bishanga · May 18, 2011

Lizzy said:
We unapotaka kunawishwa we ulishawahi kumnawisha mwenzako???!

Lizzy si ndo maana ya foreplay bana? Mwanzoni mwanaume unashughulika kumwandaa mamsap na mwishoni anakusaidia kushusha mapigo ya moyo,au?

afrodenzi · May 18, 2011

Bishanga nawe nayo .....
unafuatilia matatizo ya watu ya nini??
si uachanenao .. unaelewa kabisa kwetu
usanii ni muhimu bila kuringishia watu hawawezi ishi...

Sumba-Wanga · May 18, 2011

Mmh inanikumbusha...

Bishanga · May 18, 2011

SAWEBOY said:
Mhmmm umalili kulongela goha kamwali kusi ne cha kulongela! usengwili sana

mmmmmmhhhh oxford dictionary yangu iko wapi mwanawane?

andry surlbaran · May 18, 2011

Rose1980 said:
mi tabia znazonikera ni izi;
1.kujichokonoa puani mbele za watu

2.kutafuna chwaa chwaaa km mbuzi yaani ukiwa unakula mpaka jiran anajua yes jiran anatafuna sasa

3.kuingiza kidole mdomon na kuanza kuchokonoa meno mezani wakat wenzako wanakula...domo umelipanua unaingiza kidole kwenye magego ....

4.kunywa chai pyuuuuuuuuu km unapiga mluzi ..sasa apo ombea usimkute anakunywa uji utakimbia manake ni puuu ahh sjui wanavutaje..

5.wanaume wanaotongoza kishamba..nina makontena 7 bandarini...ahh yule jamaa nimemkopesha milion zangu anirudishii..ahh lile hammar langu....yaan nguo mimi sinunui natoa oda tu thailand..ahh bila mimi yule sasa izi angekuwa kijijin..mimi nina akili sana nimeinua sana kampuni ile....

6.nachukia mtu kujifanya much know sana yaani kila kitu anakijua ..kila kitu anataka akitolee mwongozo ata aina za ped wakat yeye mwanaume ..yaaan kila kitu anajua

7.nachukia wadada wanaojifanya wazuriiiiii..kumbe ukimcheki ni bint remy ongala

Bibie nimecheka mmh!!! u've made my day kwakweli

Rose1980 · May 18, 2011

Bishanga said:
wanawake hapo ndo huwa mnanimaliza kabisa,mnapenda ligi, kushindana weeeee utadhani mko mbio za marathon,kwa nini msiwe cool kama sisi,uwe mnene,uwe mwembamba,uwe mrefu,uwe mfupi,uwe na sura ya The Finest,uwe na sura ya Remmy Ongara,pochi lako tu,anytime ukitaka mzigo unavuta tu.

wap kuna ligi kwenye ayo?
au uji ligi?
kingne kinachonkera ni;

wanaume wasiopenda kuambiwa au kurekebshwa kwa kuzan yey ni mwwanaume basi apaswi kubishiwa au kuelekezwa anapokosea.....

Bishanga · May 18, 2011

afrodenzi said:
Bishanga nawe nayo .....
unafuatilia matatizo ya watu ya nini??
si uachanenao .. unaelewa kabisa kwetu
usanii ni muhimu bila kuringishia watu hawawezi ishi...

kibatoni cha senks kimeibiwa! senks

Ulimakafu · May 18, 2011

Bishanga said:
Ndugu zangu kuna vitabia flan flan vinakera,mwenye navyo aviache.Mfano:
1. Wenzio wanakula wewe unapenga kamasi
2. Mko internet cafe wewe unaongea na simu kwa lisauti likuuuuubwa,inakera jamani
3.Kujishaua,mara oh juzi nilivyokuwa Dubai,mara oh blackberry yangu bomba,kakuuliza nani?
4.Kutegea bill bar,raundi yako ikifika unakwenda chooni
5. Kuazima kitu cha mtu usirudishe
Last but most important kinamama ambao baada ya kuliwa mzigo unamwacha mzee akanawe mwenyewe bafuni badala ya kutenga mapema maji vuguvugu kwenye beseni na sabuni ili mkimaliza umsafishe mzee kwa mapenzi huku unamshukuru kwa kukupa mahanjam.

Si uzuri kufanya hivyo kweli,la 4 na mwisho nimezipenda ghafla.

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