Military Genius
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[emoji419]Peeing after having sex prevents you from catching urinary tract infections.
Dunia ina maajabu sana, kizazi kimelaanika aisee[emoji419]After fingers and vibrators, candles are the phallic objects used most often by female masturbators. Unlit ones, hopefully.
Yeah, but I thought hizi company kubwa zenye hukuwa Silicon Valley, kuna geniuses wa IT huko,yaani ingekuwa raha kuwaibia hela zao! 🤣Sijui kwa nini hackers huwa hawafanyi hivyo lakini naamini hivyo vikundi systema zao zipi very secured
Nilimcheki doc flani, kampuni ya magari China, kuna section moja only a single engineer /IT tech ndiye ana operate almost all machinery in that assembly section. Machine zinachapa kazi kweli kweli na hakuna ku delay, faster! 🤣Kama China mpaka end of this year 75% ya kazi zao kwenye makampuni makubwa itakua inafanywa na artificial intelligency, hii kitu ni threat kwa ulimwengu wa ajira, kuna article moja nilikua nasoma wanasema kwa sasa investment kubwa inafanyika kwente artificial intelligency all over the world, that means in future dunia itakua inaendeshwa na AI
My 'thing' when am bored... 😂Silence is more “relaxing” for your body and brain than listening to music – as measured by a lowering of blood pressure and increased blood flow to the brain.
Wth! 🤣 🤣 🤣 Vile vikando si vibamia virefu vile? 😂[emoji419]After fingers and vibrators, candles are the phallic objects used most often by female masturbators. Unlit ones, hopefully.
Extreme measures have to be taken... Ova! 🤣[emoji419]The most common cause of penile rupture is vigorous masturbation. If that happens, you're doing it wrong.
Hizo zitakuwa 'love bacteria'!!! 🤣 And btw, who counted? 😂[emoji419]When two people kiss, they exchange between 10 million and 1 billion bacteria.
Hizi estimation mie naona tusiwe tunaweka kama facts maana difference ya minimum na maximum ni kubwa mnoo[emoji419]When two people kiss, they exchange between 10 million and 1 billion bacteria.
If that was possible, one could be a father of all nations... Ain't that cool? 😎 😁[emoji419]An average healthy man can ejaculate enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate every woman in the world.
Warembo wa chipsi mayai + kuku choma + Pepsi cola/wine... Tena hapo order hadi mlangoni, dadeki!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 Hawajui kusonga sembe wale!In Burkina Faso, brides showcase their cooking skills to the groom's family during their weeding period...huu utamaduni wafaa kuigwa maana kwa sasa bongo kuna kizazi cha akina paula walahi hata vyombo sijui kama wanajua kuosha
Well, you said it all! 👌👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽COWS DON’T GIVE MILK
A peasant used to say to his children when they were young: when you are 12 years old I will tell you the secret of life. When the oldest turned 12, he anxiously asked his father what was the secret of life. The father warned him not reveal it to his brothers as yet and told him, "The secret of life is that the cow does not give us milk." "What are you saying?" asked the boy.
He went ahead, "The cow does not give milk, you have to milk it. You have to get up at 4am go to the field, walk through the corral full of manure, tie the tail, hobble the legs of the cow, sit on the stool, place the bucket and do the work your self. That is the secret of life, the cow does not give milk. You milk her or you don't get milk."
There is this generation that thinks that cows GIVE milk. That things are automatic and free: their mentality is that if "I wish, I ask..... I obtain."
They have been accustomed to get what ever they want the easy way. But No, life is not a matter of wishing, asking and obtaining. The things that one receives are the effort of what one does. Happiness is the result of effort. Lack of effort creates frustration.
We should share with children from a young age, the secret of life. So they don't grow up with the mentality that the government, their parents, or their cute little faces are going to give them everything they need in life.
Remember, Cows don't give milk. We have to work for it.
Actally kwa sasa malezi yamekua tofauti, mabinti wengi hawajui zile basic za mwanamke kama kuoika, kufua, usafi maana wanafanyiwa na housegirls since wadogo na akina mama hawana muda wa kumfundisha binti yale mambo ya msingi, kwa hiyo huko mbeleni watoto wetu wa kiume wataoa wake wa ajabu sana kwa kweli, sijui itakuajeWarembo wa chipsi mayai + kuku choma + Pepsi cola/wine... Tena hapo order hadi mlangoni, dadeki!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 Hawajui kusonga sembe wale!
Sahi tayari wapo, house girl ndio mke wa pili, na hapo mme akichepuka, ishakua taabu ilhali hata coffee hajui kutengeneza, dah 21st century kweli! 🤣 🤣 🤣Actally kwa sasa malezi yamekua tofauti, mabinti wengi hawajui zile basic za mwanamke kama kuoika, kufua, usafi maana wanafanyiwa na housegirls since wadogo na akina mama hawana muda wa kumfundisha binti yale mambo ya msingi, kwa hiyo huko mbeleni watoto wetu wa kiume wataoa wake wa ajabu sana kwa kweli, sijui itakuaje
Hilo la kupika sio muhimu bwana cha msingi awe anajua mauno bwana na mbususu kuiweka safiWarembo wa chipsi mayai + kuku choma + Pepsi cola/wine... Tena hapo order hadi mlangoni, dadeki!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 Hawajui kusonga sembe wale!