Kazi ya asali ni nin?

Perry · Mar 17, 2012

Samahanin wakuu,jana usiku kwenye mida ya saa 2 nilikua nimejibanza kwenye ukuta wa moja ya block maarufu hapa mabibo hostel ambapo watu huwa wanapenda kwenda kukaa na kupga story mbili tatu,mara nkackia wadada wawil wanapga story zao,mmoja akawa anamuambia mwenzie hivi ''shost ka haisimami haraka,we chukua asali then mpakae afu uwe ka unailamba,nakwambia atapiga kelele mwenyewe na kamwe hatakusahau ktk maisha yake,kwan c unaona me wangu alivyo niganda,ndo utundu huo nakuibia shost wangu'' bac me nkajifanya kupga chafya ili kuwakatiza maongezi yao!sasa wakuu,ebu tuambiane asali nayo huwa ni lubricant ktk majamboz?

BAGAH · Mar 17, 2012

Senetor said:
Samahanin wakuu,jana usiku kwenye mida ya saa 2 nilikua nimejibanza kwenye ukuta wa moja ya block maarufu hapa mabibo hostel ambapo watu huwa wanapenda kwenda kukaa na kupga story mbili tatu,mara nkackia wadada wawil wanapga story zao,mmoja akawa anamuambia mwenzie hivi ''shost ka haisimami haraka,we chukua asali then mpakae afu uwe ka unailamba,nakwambia atapiga kelele mwenyewe na kamwe hatakusahau ktk maisha yake,kwan c unaona me wangu alivyo niganda,ndo utundu huo nakuibia shost wangu'' bac me nkajifanya kupga chafya ili kuwakatiza maongezi yao!sasa wakuu,ebu tuambiane asali nayo huwa ni lubricant ktk majamboz?

Senetor...
kwa mtazamo wangu hapo asali ameiweka kama madoido tu...kumpa mzuka wa kulamba cone...ila haina kazi yoyote ktk kusimamisha dudu!...ikinyonywa kwa ustadi bana haina haja hata ya asali...kitu lazima iwe mguu sawa!

zimwimtu · Mar 17, 2012

dah, block gani mkuu.., sio dem wangu kweli!!!!!!!!!!!!.?

Obe · Mar 17, 2012

Weekend zina mambo!

SI unit · Mar 17, 2012

zimwimtu said:
dah, block gani mkuu.., sio dem wangu kweli!!!!!!!!!!!!.?

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Blok G

Perry · Mar 17, 2012

SI unit said:
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Blok G

kama kawaida mkuu,vp nawe mdau wa pale nin?

kande kavu · Mar 17, 2012

Asali mwenzie Ulimi. Paka popote kwenye mwili kisha pitisha/pitishiwa ulimi. Ila tahadhali wakuu ukimpata fundi wa ulimi waweza kuwa kama umetemwa na anaconda! mweeee!

chumvichumvi · Mar 17, 2012

iyo itabidi nimwambie ajaribu kunifanyia next tym 2kimeet

The Don · Mar 17, 2012

Chonde chonde,chambo nomaaaaaaa

mANg'HOnDi · Mar 17, 2012

Gaspery lasway said:
Chonde chonde,chambo nomaaaaaaa

unatega sato au?

gody5m · Mar 17, 2012

jaribu na ice cream nayo iko poa tu ila sawala linabaki pale pale upate fundi mzuri vinginevyo hawachelew kukuchubua hawa

garola · Mar 17, 2012

do hata mimi sijui kama asli nayo ina kazi kwenye mapenzi kwa kweli kwa hili mi pia nahitaji darasa kutoka kwenu.

Vonix · Mar 17, 2012

Ndio kwanza nasikia acha nikae mkao wa kula.

yaser · Mar 17, 2012

we ucngepiga chafya ungeskiliza mpaka mwisho ungeckia hata kaz ya hyo asali kuliko kuja kuwafungua watu ubongo hapa.

La kuchumpa · Mar 17, 2012

Aseeeeeeh!!!!!

Boflo · Mar 17, 2012

Senetor said:
Samahanin wakuu,jana usiku kwenye mida ya saa 2 nilikua nimejibanza kwenye ukuta

Duh....yaani Mwanamme mzima unajibanza ukutani..

Salaale, afana aleki kufa hakuna breki

Swts · Mar 17, 2012

Mahabat ya pwani ndugu..Asali ni chachu yan kwa lugha laini ni Chachandu ktk majamboz,..sharti muwe wasafi,mmeoga,mmetakata..asal waweza imimina kmtndo kifuani,kwenye chuchu,ktkt ya matit(mferejini),mgongoni,kiunoni,kwnye tango kmtindo,..ama anywhere u'll be conftble with,..then ulimi sasa uutumie kwa ufundi na ustadi kulamba iyo asali ktk kuamsha mashamsham uwanjan...
Note:
C lazima saana,.asal inahtaj ufundi ktk kuitumia,..cyo unakurupuka kunwagia mwenzako bila kujadil,men wengine hawajui izo mambo,watahis limbwata!

King Kong III · Mar 17, 2012

MziziMkavu alisema ukipakaza asali kwenye dushelele ukaingia mapango ya amboni au mabwepande basi dushelele inaexpand kidogo na kule kwenye craters panapata raha

kikwakwa · Mar 17, 2012

Senetor said:
Samahanin wakuu,jana usiku kwenye mida ya saa 2 nilikua nimejibanza kwenye ukuta wa moja ya block maarufu hapa mabibo hostel ambapo watu huwa wanapenda kwenda kukaa na kupga story mbili tatu,mara nkackia wadada wawil wanapga story zao,mmoja akawa anamuambia mwenzie hivi ''shost ka haisimami haraka,we chukua asali then mpakae afu uwe ka unailamba,nakwambia atapiga kelele mwenyewe na kamwe hatakusahau ktk maisha yake,kwan c unaona me wangu alivyo niganda,ndo utundu huo nakuibia shost wangu'' bac me nkajifanya kupga chafya ili kuwakatiza maongezi yao!sasa wakuu,ebu tuambiane asali nayo huwa ni lubricant ktk majamboz?

si ungewauliza hao wadad?

mopaozi · Mar 17, 2012

asali ya tabora ina tobacco ni hatari ni kama umevuta fegi ukinywa asali ni tiba kwa magonjwa mengi kutokana na wingi wa uchafu ambao nyuki wameufyonza na kuujaza katika mzinga

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