Kenya calls for pact on tourism


If thats Irony, then I must have skipped some English lessons when I was in school.
And its not funny the way you try to insinuate that Kenyans cant pronounce some words, that's a cheap shot, but what should I expect from you, seriously. Ive just wasted an important minute in my life in reading and responding to the garbage that you've written there, stop wasting space in this forum, If you have nothing to do, GO RUB ONE OUT.
 

Mbona wa mdanganya mwenzako, mbona wewe uko kwenye kazi ya uandishi tu na vitisho vyako vyote babu, wanifurahisha. And you stay hating on everything Kenyan na labda 80% of the things you use in your household are made in Kenya, you stay loosing youngin.
 


Just look for substance and not language prowess. Are you for form or substance?
 


Ukiwekwa kimada huwezi fanya kitu tena
 


To Ab-Tchaz (Mod), LaVerite and to whom it may concern! Mimi siyo Damas Kanyabwoya, mwandishi wa habari wa The Citizen kama Smatta na wengine wanavyo-conclude kirahisi. Hili ni jina, na watu wa eneo la jina hilo wanaelewa maana yake, ingawa linaweza patikana katika nchi tano za ukanda wa maziwa makuu. Watu wenye majina hayo si lazima wawe wanajuana na hutoka nchi tofauti wakati mwingine. So, under no circumstances, should my actions or inactions be associated with that journalist. While his is a real name, mine is a nickmane! Smatta, usidandie gari kwa mbele nenda kwenye hoja! Kila kitu cha kikenya kinapokataliwa, wewe unakimbilia kuwa unachukiwa, oooh, genocide. Mbona unakuja TZ kina siku nani hata amekugusa, lakini wakati wa ghasia za uchaguzi kwenu, usigetembea Nairobi, wangekula kichwa! You are too weak to be eliminated. Kuna njia nyingi za kukunyoosha (if it need be) kabla ya kufikia hatua hiyo, for what Smatta! Unataka asije ndugu zako wanaofanya kazi illegally waendelee kutuvuna, but for how long will your monkey tricks last! BTW, ukitaka kumuudhi Smatta, uliza CV ya mtu, he will come like a wounded buffalo, so defensive utadhani William Gallas analinda lango la Arsenal! lo!
 

Same old story, Kenya the jewel of Afrika, -considering Nairobi as the best city in Sub Saharan Africa,yes. Their economy is at par as any European country- not true, but we are better off than you guys. You must allow Kenyans to do whatever they want and move freely in Tanzania- Kenyans do whatever theyu like and they move free in Tanzania, they can develop your country like theirs- very true ask around, maybe your CEO is a Kenyan. You should not be jealous of what they attained since independence. Emulate the Mungiki style genocide and the like- Dont emulate the negative, just take the good, we didnt emulate you supersticious folks when you were slaughtering ALBINOS dint we?. Kenya is the chosen country of milk and honey- I know you secretly wish you were here in Kenya . Abolish the borders which were created by Europeans and call the whole of East Afrika KENYA - This has already happened, only that its called the EAC, maybe you missed a memo or something. Kenya sounds cool and likeable- Kenyans are likable and very cool, atleast thats what my Pare clande tells me, and ohh the women in Tanzania love the way we speak, Nairobbery swagger . Not Ta..ania or gosh can’t pronounce that or Uuugada what the hell is that?- what was that again?

The most educated people in the world originate from this country. Look what they achieved in the last few years, they are even blessed to rule the world through their son Baraka Obama who will very soon poor a lot of dosh (fweza) to the natives of his fatherland- Its pour not poor you illiterate dweeb, we woldnt like to know your status in the community, WTF..andf its dough, not dosh, which part aof TZ are you from again? Ndugu Wananchi you better convince his Excellency Jakaya Murisho Wakikwete to open the border for free movement with immediate effect like what’s happening with Mozambique. Do not let this chance pass by. And please just let the Wakikwete family know that they don’t need to travel all the way to Europe for their shopping spree – Nairobi is nearer and everything is available and they can use local currency too.-City under the sun bruh, thats what am talking about. NAIROBI IN THE BUILDING
 



Smatta, hujui tofauti ya ignorance na illiteracy! Unakumbuka issue ya neno "cum" ilivyokuadhiri kwa kuwa ulikuwa huijui na nikakusaidia! Jikite kwenye hoja, siyo lugha, hata wewe umefanya typo error nyingi, and we all do it! We just ignore!
 
Smatta, hujui tofauti ya ignorance na illiteracy! Unakumbuka issue ya neno "cum" ilivyokuadhiri kwa kuwa ulikuwa huijui na nikakusaidia! Jikite kwenye hoja, siyo lugha, hata wewe umefanya typo error nyingi, and we all do it! We just ignore!

Sasa wamaanisha poor na pour zina maana sawa, I so hate my English teacher for not telling me this, DAMN.
 
Sasa wamaanisha poor na pour zina maana sawa, I so hate my English teacher for not telling me this, DAMN.
Kwenda zako wewe! you have started to go out of the main agenda! i simply don't see a gist in your arguments now the motion clearly reads "Kenya calls for pact on tourism"! Where is this argument on grammar and typing errors coming from? ati Ndaring? umekura lice na kideri day hii? I happened to come across the Nobel laureate Prof. Maathai as a guest of honor at my uni., i had to translate for her since nobody could understand her in the podium hahah! if good english means the way Prof. Wangari Maathai speaks/pronounces or the way Kibaki or Raila speak!, i would rather stay with my swahili!!! I tell ya! by the way english remains to be a foreign language so neither of us is perfect whether you are a Kenyan or a Tanzanian! so better stop your arrogance here!
 

Tosha gari, back to the matter in hand, na ona naanza kugusa nerves hapa.
 

Kindly, cite the authority.
I remain.
 
Kindly, cite the authority.
I remain.
You say it, I am shocked that a Kenya skilled worker does not know the meaning of citation. Just to help you from that kind of writting, it is obviously coming from Nation Media! The Standards hardly write biased articles!
 



Uchumi madhubuti ni pamoja na njia za usafiri ambzo ni sawa na Western Europe. Kenya imepiga hatua kubwa.
 
You say it, I am shocked that a Kenya skilled worker does not know the meaning of citation. Just to help you from that kind of writting, it is obviously coming from Nation Media! The Standards hardly write biased articles!

Boss, it's true i am not a skilled worker. That's because i run my own business and i do it well.
 
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