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Kimweri said:

Hahahhaaa, thanks for exposing how ineffective even you are even using Google. I have invited you a to a professional conference for security of communications in infrastructures something you claim to be an expert, yet you fail to realise that the world's best Engineers are IET chartered Engineers, and even if you had any IEEE qualification you could be allowed in if you meet minimum requirements.

I am Tanzanian and a proud member of the IET since the IEE days for over 20 years yet you claim it is open to 6 countries, are you retarded?

Since it is obvious you will never be in my league, we can conclude as of Now you are nothing more than an "Engineer" Wanabe.
On a humble note, i presume your bain still functions, keep working hard, "may be" one day you will reach to levels achieved na kina Kimweri.
Usitishe watu na uinjinia wako wa kichochoroni hapa.

5 moreminutes, nitatoa majibu kwa forum nzima kushuhudia.
Gezaulole, NDINDA, kadoda11, @ Askari Kanzau.

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Dude I have no time for the virtual conferences with an illiterate person who doesn't even understand the very basics of engineering yet claims to be one. Seriously who would take someone who thinks IET is a university seriously? So you've been a member of something yet you even don't know what it is? Stop embarrassing yourself now.


Back to our question - have you now understood what the structure of a road is and have you realized you were being extremely stupid to think the structure of a road determines whether it is a ring road or not?:smile-big::smile-big:

NairobiWalker said:

Dude I have no time for the virtual conferences with an illiterate person who doesn't even understand the very basics of engineering yet claims to be one. Seriously who would take someone who thinks IET is a university seriously? So you've been a member of something yet you even don't know what it is? Stop embarrassing yourself now.


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Lol it's not a virtual conference, itafanyika Broadway House, London, UK. Karibu sana, lakini ni kwa Qualified Proffesional Engineers tu!

If you ar eone, Kimweri Pays for your attendance fees, vipi,hauna passport nini?au ndio wale Gezaulole alikuwa anawaongelea last week, wanajifanya wa south sudan?
Repeating that IET is a university does not make it, one, keep diverging, but my offer still stands, for the next 2 minutes. click the link,tell me the fees. i am paying for you in full.
THEN, we can discuss engineering matters, otherwise, si-deal na fundi macho mie.

kindly provide me with a simple screenshot of the page after you click on Book Online. Mind you only registered Engineers with the IET can go through that page, if you are a non member all you would get is the request for Logging in, and guess what, you would need 4 good years of Engineering Education from a Qualified Engineering School.

Security of Communications in Road Transport Seminar - IET Conferences

au kama hiyo itakuwa kazi sana, naomba unitajie ticket ya mtu mmoja Individual IIA na ya watu 12. (kama utachagua option hii, naomba unitajie sehemu ya event information kuna vipengele vingapi.na kipengele cha mwisho kinahusu nini( hakipo kwenye downloaded form, ila kipo kwenye online form behind membership paywall)

If you are not even the IET member then we are really not in the same league,and i would suggest you deal with your fellow mafundi mchundo hapo Kibera. Maana nitakuwa napoteza muda na wewe, kama utaweza hii simple test then karibu London next month, i will pay for you the fee, since you are a road expert the theme on this conference will suit your ante.

Ndugu zangu watanzania NDINDA Gezaulole Askari Kanzu na wengine, hawa wapiga kelele wasiwasumbue kabisa, hamna kitu humu.

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Kimweri said:

You Bimbo, stop twisting words, Who called IET a university? I only refered to it as Alma Mater (as in mother), of Proffesional Engineers in the world, It looks like leo ndio mara yako ya kwanza kusikia about IET, so much for chest thumping about being ana Engineer, who doesn't even know where state of the art in Engineering comes from.

IET is a proffesional body wewe kimeo wa kibera, only Qualified Engineers are members of this thing, same as in Tanzania we have ERB.

I simply wanted to prove that, at the level that you were on, it was almost embarassing to discuss Engineering issues with you in a public forum as we are on different leagues.,which looks to be proved now. as instead of standing up to task, you are resorting to google what The IET is, which is exactly what i predicted a few posts behind.

You are in Kenya, wishing things were better for you, and trying hard to portray things you arent, you do not have to lie about them. Be honest, ndio ugomvi wangu mkubwa na nyie watu humu ndani. FYI kuna wakenya wengi ni Qualified IET members, and i have worked with several, But you NairobiWalker is just a pretender.

I am not going to avoid this topic ,i asked you to save yourselve embarrasment, which i knew you wouldnt judging by that Kibera mentality, sasa nakupeleka kibra.

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Saying IET is the alma mater of all engineers means IET is a university/college/academic institution from which all engineers graduate from. You said it yourself it's not like am making it up. (Unless you're so dumb that you use words that you don't understand in your posts)

You initially thought one cannot be an engineer if they're not from IET that's why you brought me a link to there website such that if I fail to log in then that would be proof that am not an engineer - am the one who explained to you that IET is actually a professional body, stop talking like you already knew it.

How can you prove the level am on when you're nil in my field? How can you prove my level in this engineering field when you still think IET is a university, don't know what the structure of a road is and think that what determines whether a road in a ring road is its structure?

Back to our question - have you now understood what the structure of a road is and have you realized you were being extremely stupid to think the structure of a road determines whether it is a ring road or not?:smile-big::smile-big:

NairobiWalker said:

Saying IET is the alma mater of all engineers means IET is a university/college/academic institution from which all engineers graduate from. You said it yourself it's not like am making it up. (Unless you're so dumb that you use words that you don't understand in your posts)

You initially thought one cannot be an engineer if they're not from IET that's why you brought me a link to there website such that if I fail to log in then that would be proof that am not an engineer - am the one who explained to you that IET is actually a professional body, stop talking like you already knew it.

How can you prove the level am on when you're nil in my field? How can you prove my level in this engineering field when you still think IET is a university, don't know what the structure of a road is and think that what determines whether a road in a ring road is its structure?

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I did not bring up that link to prove that you are not an "Engineer", i brought it up to prove that, you are below my level, hence unworthy of any discussions. I can not prove if you are an engineer or not, but i can prove whatever you are, you belong to many levels below,if you didnt know, alma mater means a great mother in greek, and i can use it as a metaphor, which ever way i want, kama walikukaririsha hivyo pole zako, this goes on to prove we really are on different leagues.

Ndugu, sasa wewe unajifanya Injinia wakati IET umeijua LEO, kweli jamani, kuna futbola asiyeijua premier league ni nini ?hata kama anachezea ligi ya nakuru ndani ndani huko?

Kimweri said:

Lol it's not a virtual conference, itafanyika Broadway House, London, UK. Karibu sana, lakini ni kwa Qualified Proffesional Engineers tu!

If you ar eone, Kimweri Pays for your attendance fees, vipi,hauna passport nini?au ndio wale Gezaulole alikuwa anawaongelea last week, wanajifanya wa south sudan?
Repeating that IET is a university does not make it, one, keep diverging, but my offer still stands, for the next 2 minutes. click the link,tell me the fees. i am paying for you in full.
THEN, we can discuss engineering matters, otherwise, si-deal na fundi macho mie.

kindly provide me with a simple screenshot of the page after you click on Book Online. Mind you only registered Engineers with the IET can go through that page, if you are a non member all you would get is the request for Logging in, and guess what, you would need 4 good years of Engineering Education from a Qualified Engineering School.

Security of Communications in Road Transport Seminar - IET Conferences

au kama hiyo itakuwa kazi sana, naomba unitajie ticket ya mtu mmoja Individual IIA na ya watu 12. (kama utachagua option hii, naomba unitajie sehemu ya event information kuna vipengele vingapi.na kipengele cha mwisho kinahusu nini( hakipo kwenye downloaded form, ila kipo kwenye online form behind membership paywall)

If you are not even the IET member then we are really not in the same league,and i would suggest you deal with your fellow mafundi mchundo hapo Kibera. Maana nitakuwa napoteza muda na wewe, kama utaweza hii simple test then karibu London next month, i will pay for you the fee, since you are a road expert the theme on this conference will suit your ante.

Ndugu zangu watanzania NDINDA Gezaulole Askari Kanzu na wengine, hawa wapiga kelele wasiwasumbue kabisa, hamna kitu humu.

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tapeli mwengine yule anaumbuka

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It may happen but you're in no position to invite me. How can someone who someone who thinks that the it is the brain that pumps blood all over the body claim that he is in a position to invite you to a medical conference in which only professional doctors are invited? Sounds retarded right? That's exactly how you sound when you invite me to that conference of yours.

Back to our question - have you now understood what the structure of a road is and have you realized you were being extremely stupid to think the structure of a road determines whether it is a ring road or not?:smile-big::smile-big:

Dar mko wapi? Wekeni mataptap hapo. Ni skwatas tu. Wataalam mipango miji waligeuga wachumia tumbo kitambo.

Kimweri said:

I did not bring up that link to prove that you are not an "Engineer", i brought it up to prove that, you are below my level, hence unworthy of any discussions. I can not prove if you are an engineer or not, but i can prove whatever you are, you belong to many levels below,if you didnt know, alma mater means a great mother in greek, and i can use it as a metaphor, which ever way i want, kama walikukaririsha hivyo pole zako, this goes on to prove we really are on different leagues.

Ndugu, sasa wewe unajifanya Injinia wakati IET umeijua LEO, kweli jamani, kuna futbola asiyeijua premier league ni nini ?hata kama anachezea ligi ya nakuru ndani ndani huko?

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But why should I even discuss engineering matters with you when you don't even understand the basics of engineering? You don't even understand the body that you claim you're a member of since I have to come in and explain to you that it is actually a professional body and not a university and that being a member is optional to engineers from only 7 countries yet you're here yapping about being on some level? You don't even understand what the structure of a road is and think that it is the structure of a road that determine whether it is a ring road or not? Am the one who explained to you what IET is, so if I go by your assertions that I only heard about it today, then you are trailing behind me on that.

Back to our question - have you now understood what the structure of a road is and have you realized you were being extremely stupid to think the structure of a road determines whether it is a ring road or not?:smile-big::smile-big:

NairobiWalker your time is up, naona umepigia simu jamaa zako waote wakusaidie, umetoka kapa, Engineer my **s.

I will post the answer in the next post, you are officially unworthy of any discussion with me regarding any matter related to Engineering, come back when you have reached my level, may be i might be interested.

Mie ni kama Mayweather, nachagua mabondia wa kunyukana nao, kama Mayweather alivyomtolea nje Khan, ndio na wewe ninavyokuacha kwenye mataa hapa.

come back when you are qualified.
kadoda11, Gezaulole

jibu lilikuwa ni Individual IIA - £215, and for 12 people £2,365. ndugu NairobiWalker ningemlipia hizi £215 kama angekuwa Engineer wa level ya kimataifa, since he is not, he probably wont understand jackshit when invited here.

Kimweri said:

Nimemtupia link ya IET hapo juu anatamani kulia, maana anaona huyu Mtanzania sijui nilimkanyagia kuku wake,mbona haniachi?

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Jamaa amechanganyikiwa. He keeps on clinging to "the structure of a road" as if it was a life saving mantra. This guy is a big joke!

Kimweri said:

NairobiWalker your time is up, naona umepigia simu jamaa zako waote wakusaidie, umetoka kapa, Engineer my **s.

I will post the answer in the next post, you are officially unworthy of any discussion with me regarding any matter related to Engineering, come back when you have reached my level, may be i might be interested.

Mie ni kama Mayweather, nachagua mabondia wa kunyukana nao, kama Mayweather alivyomtolea nje Khan, ndio na wewe ninavyokuacha kwenye mataa hapa.

come back when you are qualified.
kadoda11, Gezaulole

jibu lilikuwa ni Individual IIA - £215, and for 12 people £2,365. ndugu NairobiWalker ningemlipia hizi £215 kama angekuwa Engineer wa level ya kimataifa, since he is not, he probably wont understand jackshit when invited here.

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Dude please!
Come back for further discussions when you understand what the structure of a road is and you realize you were being extremely stupid to think the structure of a road determines whether it is a ring road or not. Otherwise I have no time for illiterate dumb ----s claiming to be engineers. When you lie, lie smart. An illiterate person like you can lie he's been through high school but an illiterate lying he's an engineer can't work. You get smoked out too easily buddy.

Back to our question - have you now understood what the structure of a road is and have you realized you were being extremely stupid to think the structure of a road determines whether it is a ring road or not?:smile-big::smile-big:

NairobiWalker said:

It may happen but you're in no position to invite me. How can someone who someone who thinks that the it is the brain that pumps blood all over the body claim that he is in a position to invite you to a medical conference in which only professional doctors are invited? Sounds retarded right? That's exactly how you sound when you invite me to that conference of yours.

Back to our question - have you now understood what the structure of a road is and have you realized you were being extremely stupid to think the structure of a road determines whether it is a ring road or not?:smile-big::smile-big:

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No one is going to invite you anywhere, you didn't even get the invitation letter,since you didn't have the qualification.And it wasn't my conference, as of now you still think IET is something Kimweri Invented, lol.silly you.
Mie nimeshawaambia humu ndani, kuna vitu sio vya kuleta uongo, Proffesional za watu au sehemu ambazo haujawahi kufika.Haya mwenzako Mekatilili ameshapata partner kwenye ile biashara yenu mpya ya "Mandela Sign Language dudes".

All the best in your new endeavors. they certainly wont be on JF, i am pretty sure from now onwards, you will at-least google well before claiming to be who you are not, or where you haven not been.

Ujanja ujanja wenu fanyeni kibera, ngong, mama ngina street, period.

Askari Kanzu said:

Jamaa amechanganyikiwa. He keeps on clinging to "the structure of a road" as if it was a life saving mantra. This guy is a big joke!

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hahahhaa.., mie niliwaambia proffesional za watu sio za kuleta masihara, ujanja malizieni vijiweni wakajua nawatania.

Kimweri said:

No one is going to invite you anywhere, you didn't even get the invitation letter,since you didn't have the qualification.And it wasn't my conference, as of now you still think IET is something Kimweri Invented, lol.silly you.
Mie nimeshawaambia humu ndani, kuna vitu sio vya kuleta uongo, Proffesional za watu au sehemu ambazo haujawahi kufika.Haya mwenzako Mekatilili ameshapata partner kwenye ile biashara yenu mpya ya "Mandela Sign Language dudes".

All the best in your new endeavors. they certainly wont be on JF, i am pretty sure from now onwards, you will at-least google well before claiming to be who you are not, or where you haven not been.

Ujanja ujanja wenu fanyeni kibera, ngong, mama ngina street, period.

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Lol, did I ask anyone to invite me? If I want to attend any conference I go direct to the organizers, I don't use some illiterate crazy wannabe who doesn't even understand a thing about the organization organizing the function. I never said it is your function either lol. are you hallucinating again? IET your function? You need to see a doctor. I might be qualified or not but you're in no position to tell since you don't even know what IET is (you think it is a university) so it is obvious that you don't even know the qualifications one is required to have to be a member.



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Kimweri said:

hahahhaa.., mie niliwaambia proffesional za watu sio za kuleta masihara, ujanja malizieni vijiweni wakajua nawatania.

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I keep reciting the phrase so that everyone who comes to this thread is able to note that you're an illiterate dumb ---- who knows nothing about engineering yet claims to be a professional engineer.


Back to our question - have you now understood what the structure of a road is and have you realized you were being extremely stupid to think the structure of a road determines whether it is a ring road or not? And have you realized that IET is not a university but a professional body for engineers in only seven countries?:smile-big::smile-big:

NairobiWalker said:

...structure of a road determines whether it is a ring road or not?:smile-big::smile-big:

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Have you ever thought that a ring is also a structure?

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NairobiWalker said:

Lol, did I ask anyone to invite me? If I want to attend any conference I go direct to the organizers, I don't use some illiterate crazy wannabe who doesn't even understand a thing about the organization organizing the function. I never said it is your function either lol. are you hallucinating again? IET your function? You need to see a doctor. I might be qualified or not but you're in no position to tell since you don't even know what IET is (you think it is a university) so it is obvious that you don't even know the qualifications one is required to have to be a member.

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Wewe jamaa ni hopeless wa kiwango cha mwisho, yani i doubt hata unaelewa maana ya Engineer ni nini?ndio nyi mkipewa nyundo site wiki moja mnajiita mainjinia.

You keep telling me i don't know what IET is but, but i am the same guy who just introduced it to IET a few comments before, am sure ukienda site yako ya zege kesho utajiita IET member kutisha mafundi mchundo wenzio.

I would have engaged you in a long conversation, if you were an actual qualified engineer, I had to prove that first, and guess what you are not. You keep showing how shallow you are even in basic physics by failing to understand relationship between how a ring/loop influences a structure of something. It really is of no use to keep engaging you in this direction.

Lol, now am not an IET member, while i just provided you with information only Professional IET members can have , this is a definition of a troll. Keep browsing the publicly available area of IET, what i love about it is 99% of usable content is behind Paywall for members only. Soon enough you will realise IET has members from more than 100 countries.

The only thing i can prove as of now is YOU sir are certainly a Kenyan, You sir has never been to an Engineering School, You sir a liar of highest order.

Askari Kanzu said:

Have you ever thought that a ring is also a structure?

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Huyu atakuwa ni wale foreman wa site za hizi barabara za kenya, sasa baada ya kusikia engineers wakidiscuss kuhusu structure yeye akabeba hiyo tafsiri moja kama ilivyo, no wonder yupo hivyo alivyo, hopeless with no opportunity to grow.

Ananikumbusha msemo wa Fundi mwashi matatizo yote anatatua na Nyundo. ndio huyu sasa,Chura mkaa kisimani akidhania dunia nzima ina ukubwa wa mviringo wa kisima.

Kimweri said:

Huyu atakuwa ni wale foreman wa site za hizi barabara za kenya...

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Kwa hivi sasa naona jamaa aidha amejificha au anatafuta karata nyingine ya kucheza!

Askari Kanzu said:

Kwa hivi sasa naona jamaa aidha amejificha au anatafuta karata nyingine ya kucheza!

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Hahahaa!
Ataitoa wapi?unajua kwenye Chess hii tunaita Checkmate. Jamaa hapo hana cha kufanya, maana alijua uongo wake unaweza kumtoa kikaangoni.
kadoda11 njoo umuone rafiki yako NairobiWalker kashafikishwa kibla.

Kimweri said:

Hahahaa!
Ataitoa wapi?unajua kwenye Chess hii tunaita Checkmate. Jamaa hapo hana cha kufanya, maana alijua uongo wake unaweza kumtoa kikaangoni...

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Hana, manaake amebakiza magalasa tu. Wahenga walisema: njia ya muongo ni fupi!