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Hakuna alicho sahau Mungu hadi Amtume muham mad [emoji118] ushahidi kautoa Mwenyewe kwa kinywa chake [emoji4]
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Hayo maneno yako ndiyo yaliyoandika hiyo Deutoronomy 29:29 ??
upo sahihi kabisa mkuu...Lakini ni bora kuutafakari ujumbe na kufuatilia kujua kama ni kweli au lah
wee huna ulijualo kama mjuzi ungeingiliana kifisifisi na maiti au punda [emoji47] [emoji15] [emoji117]Hayo maneno yako ndiyo yaliyoandika hiyo Deutoronomy 29:29 ??
Hakuna alicho sahau Mungu hadi Amtume muham mad [emoji118] ushahidi kautoa Mwenyewe kwa kinywa chake [emoji4]kama alicho sahau ni hicho tufahamishe /b8f569b59ce63f836e826d3f737eba4c.jpg[/IMG]
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wee huna ulijualo kama mjuzi ungeingiliana kifisifisi na maiti au punda [emoji47] [emoji15] [emoji117]au ungekuwa mkamuliwa ngama mtarajiwa [emoji47] [emoji12] dalili kwamba wewe ni zwazwa ni hivyo vikatuni unavyo post [emoji12]
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Kama huyu [emoji117]
Why Did Men in Bible Times Have Giant Donkey Penises?
Pastor,
Please forgive me to use the words, "Penises." I admits i use the word a get your attentions hopping you answer my letter of the thousand you receives ever month.
I very sincere about my questian. I just turn 17 and allow to read Bibles by myselfs. So there is these verse I am curiousity about how difference people was's in Bible times. The verse say:
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses - Ezekiel 23:20
I looked up the word genitals in the dictarionary and it say, Penis! OMG! LOLS!!! Sorry!!!
So Pastor, did mens in Bible times has penises the size of donkeys? Thats is VERY BIG! How is that possibles? Is true? HMMM... OMG! LOLS! WHYYY??
Stacey-Lynn
Landover Baptist Academy for the Saved
Age 17
Stacey-Lynn,
The Bible is certainly full of wonderful amazing facts, but accepting the fact that folks lived to be over 800 years old is a whole lot easier to swallow than believing that every single man in the Old Testament walked around town with giant donkey-sized tallywhackers and balls the size of grapefruits! Good Heavens! It might explain why they wore robes back then, though! Can you imagine trying to stuff a donkey dong into a pair of Wrangler jeans?
Stacey-Lynn, what you need to understand is the context of the verse you are quoting. Ezekiel 23:19 teaches us that a woman "played the harlot in the land of Egypt." So, this whole giant donkey dong situation you are so curiously puzzled about was localized to Egypt-land. You see?
I've heard liberals, like Presbyterians and Methodists try to argue that men in Egypt were running around with donkey tallywhackers flappin' between their legs because of some collateral effect from one of God's plagues during the time of Moses. They say it was sort of like the things that happened to the folks in Chernobyl - where God punished Communist children by giving them extra appendages and nipples on their thumbs because their parents used nuclear devices without His blessing from the United States of America.
But all of that's hogwash, see? Stupid liberals wouldn't have to waste their time trying to make sense of anything at all if they'd just read the King James 1611 Bible! In fact, you wouldn't even be asking me a question about men with donkey penises if you weren't reading the pornographic 2010 New International version of the Bible! Shame on you, Stacey-Lynn! Shame!
After you read this letter, you need to burn that Bible! I am also going to call your parents and find out who gave it to you, and when I do, that person will be reported to the police for distributing pornography to a minor!
Stacey-Lynn, The King James 1611 version of the Bible, or as I like to call it, the Real Bible[emoji769], doesn't use the word, genitals (as you quoted) in Ezekiel 23:20. It uses the word, flesh. The Real Bible[emoji769] says:
"...she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses."
So, the fact is - according to Real Bible[emoji769], Egyptian men had some mighty hairy hineys in their day! And they pranced around like horses, neighing whenever any issue came up!
God's word never changes! Take my word for it, Landover Baptist's first missions trip to Cairo included a visit to an Egyptian bath house and that's the last time the Lord Jesus Christ ever called anyone in this church back to Egypt!
Stacey-Lynn, I will be calling your parents as my Godly schedule permits to set up a counseling appointment with Dr. Edwards to rehabilitate you from your exposure to the 2010 New International Pornographic version of the Holy Bible.
Sincerely,
Pastor Deacon Fred
CEO
Head Pastor
Landover Baptist Church
Huyo mungu alisahau kitu gani hata akajibandika ile kitu iliyotahiriwa ??
Na hiyo kitu iliyotahiriwa aliitumia kwa kazi gani ?? kupigia ponyeto ??
Katika karne ile ya kumi na tatu kilinzishwa chombo cha papa cha kutisha mno - yaani, ile Inkwizisheni (Inquisition) [Mahakama ya Kanisa Katoliki ya kukomesha uasi, hasa katika karne ile ya 15 na 16; pia inaitwa ‘Ofisi Takatifu’ ambayo inaendeshwa na Majesuti
(Jesuits) au Chama cha Yesu (Society of Jesus)] ni chama cha KIKATILI SANA...katika post zangu humu JF nilishakieleza,....
Mkuu yule wa giza alifanya kazi yake pamoja na viongozi wa utawala huo msonge wa kipapa. Katika mabaraza yao ya siri Shetani na malaika zake waliyatawala mawazo ya watu wale waovu, ijapokuwa alikuwa haonekani kwa macho, malaika wa Mungu alikuwa amesimama katikati yao, akichukua kumbukumbu ya kutisha ya amri zao zilizojaa uovu na kuandika historia ya matendo yao [ya kikatili] ya kutisha mno kuweza kuonwa kwa macho ya kibinadamu.
“Babeli mkuu” [Roma] alikuwa “amelewa na damu ya watakatifu” [Ufu. 17:5,6]. Miili ya mamilioni ya wafia dini iliyokuwa imeharibiwa vibaya ikamlilia Mungu ili apate kulipiza kisasi kwa mamlaka hiyo asi [Ufu. 6:9-11].
Upapa ukawa dikteta dhalimu wa ulimwengu mzima. Wafalme na wafalme wakuu wa dola wakazipigia magoti amri za papa wa Roma. Hatima ya maisha ya watu, kwa wakati huu wa sasa na kwa milele zote, ikaonekana kana kwamba ilikuwa chini ya udhibiti wake. Kwa mamia ya miaka mafundisho ya dini kutoka Roma yalikuwa yameenezwa katika mapana yote na kupokewa na watu bila maswali, taratibu zake za ibada zikaendeshwa kwa kicho, sikukuu zake zikatunzwa na watu wote.
ORODHA YA MAFUNDISHO YA KIPAGANI YALIYO NDANI YA ROMA
Makasisi wake wakapewa heshima na kupewa mahitaji yao ya kimwili kwa wingi. Kanisa la Roma halijapata kamwe kufikia heshima kuu, ufahari, au mamlaka kuu kama ile.
Machi 12, 2000 Papa Yohana Paulo II (John Paul II) alikubali kwamba kanisa liliua Wakristo zaidi ya milioni 100, na akaomba msamaha kwa ajili ya mauaji yaliyofanywa na kanisa (thibitisha hapa:"Truth Provided Newsletter -The Pope and Forgiveness?"]Truth Provided Newsletter -The Pope and Forgiveness?)
Kwa vyovyote, hakuna kanisa lingine lililolewa damu ya mashahidi wa Yesu, ila ni kanisa la Romani Katoliki pekee
The author of the anti-Islamic claim stated "Furthermore, the above ayah (29:27) also contradicts Surah 16:36."
Let us look at Noble Verse 29:27 "And We gave (Abraham) Isaac and Jacob, and ordained among his progeny Prophethood and Revelation, and We granted him his reward in this life; and he was in the Hereafter (of the company) of the Righteous."
Let us look at Noble Verse 16:36 "For We assuredly sent amongst every People an apostle, (with the Command), 'Serve God, and eschew Evil': of the People were some whom God guided, and some on whom error became inevitably (established). So travel through the earth, and see what was the end of those who denied (the Truth)."
I don't see any contradiction between Noble Verses 29:27 and 16:36 above.
Where in Noble Verse 29:27 does it state that all prophets came from Abraham's seed ??!! There is a little fraud on your part Mr. Jochen Katz. I hope that you do actually read the Noble Verses that you attack before you post them on your site !.
For Noble Verse 29:27 above, Isaac was Abraham's son and Jacob his grandson, and among his progeny was included Ishmail the eldest son of Abraham. Each of these became a fountainhead of Prophecy and Revelation. Isaac and Jaacob through Moses, and Ishmail through Muhammad. Jacob got the name of "Israel" at Bethel (Genesis 32:28, and 35:10), and his progeny got the title of "The Children of Israel".
For Noble Verse 16:36 above, even though Allah Almighty's signs are everywhere in nature and in men's own conscience, yet in addition Allah has sent human messengers to every people to call their attention to the good and turn them from evil. So they can not pretend that Allah Almighty has abondoned them or that He does not care what they do. His divine grace always invites their will to choose the right. Let us look at Noble Verse 10:47 "To every people (was sent) a messenger: when their messenger comes (before them), the matter will be judged between them with justice, and they will not be wronged."
Also let us look at Noble Verse 35:24 "Verily We (Allah) have sent thee (Muhammad) in truth, as a bearer of glad tiding, and as a warner: and there never was a people, without a warner having lived among them (in the past)."
In Noble Verses 10:47 and 35:24 above, we clearly see that Allah Almighty had sent to all people on earth Messengers of God to spread the good news and the truth to their people. Allah Almighty is very fair and He certainly would not judge a nation or a group of people if they did not recieve His Noble Words.
11th Century Horror
Church lords over ignorant squalor of millions
1095 - Pope Urban II calls upon the Franks to invade the more civilized Muslim world. Begins five centuries of warfare.
"Let those who have hitherto been robbers now become soldiers."
– Urban II addresses his gangsters.
1009: Rivalry from Islam prompts eastern churches to break with idolatry. This 'iconoclasm' begins breach with idol-worshipping Catholic west. Centuries of bloodshed ensue.
1079: The Council of Rome: Persecution of Berengarius & his followers who cannot stomach the dogma of 'transmutation of bread & wine into Christ.'
Svyatoslav's Miscellany, 1076. God's work – a serious business
13th Century Wickedness
Vile Crusaders Plunder & Murder for God
1204 Christian crusaders sack & ruin greatest Christian city, Constantinople.
1209 Pope Innocent III launches Albigensian Crusade against Christian Cathars of southern France. 7000 massacred in La Madeleine Church alone.
1211 Burning of Waldenses heretics at Strasbourg begins several centuries of persecution.
German Teutonic Knights butcher their way through the Baltic lands, savage Catholic Poles & Orthodox Russians.
1231: Pope Gregory IX authorizes Inquisition for dealing with heretics.
1277 Pope John XXI, alarmed by rumors of pagan heresy among “scholars of arts in the faculty of theology" pressurizes Stephen Tempier, Bishop of Paris, to prohibit 219 philosophical and theological theses. The "Condemnations of Paris" is the first of 16 lists of censorship.