Kila Mtu Aweke Uongo Wake Hapa

Uongo wangu naweka hapa.

Halloo mzee nakusikia, sema mimi kuja huko kwa sasa haiwezekani nimepata kazi ya kumtafuta mganga wake Mbowe amemkimbia, nipo njiani natembea nikitulia ntakupigia tu mzazi wangu hata usijari.

Hii ni serikali ya wanyonge

Nyabhakangala said:

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"Nimecheka hadi wachawi huko nje wanaomba wanisaidie kushea nilichokiona jf
wamenisamehe kunilimisha mashamba ya usiku huuu

Nyabhakangala said:

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Twihihihihiiii

Kichuya aulamba barcelona

Mbowe hakupata ziro

ChimpuluNchimbi said:

Leo nimeenda kanisani nikakuta mchungaji kapandisha mapepo...nikashindwa kushangaa asee!

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😂😂😂😂

Tanzanians are the happiest people on earth
Source: D. Trump

Mimi sipendi uongo ngoja nipite zangu.

Sjawahi kuvimbiwa tangu nijifunze kula!

mwanateknolojia said:

Sjawahi kuvimbiwa tangu nijifunze kula!

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Nina 45 Ila sijui papuchi ikoje,

MkataNgwala said:

Nina 45 Ila sijui papuchi ikoje,

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Kanungila Karim said:

Kila Mtu Aongee Uongo Wake Hapa Naanza Mimi Nimesoma Na Barack Obama

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Eti mi bikra simjui MWANAMKE..🥺🥺

#YNWA

Nimetoka kupishana na shetani mitaa ya tandale sasa hivi.

Oya nishakula mtoto wa kajala

Ukitaka tukosane nije kwako unitengee mezani hivi vitu
1.Mayai ya kukaangwa
2.Chapati za mayai
3.Chips
4.Wali kuku au pilau
5.Wali samaki
6.Sambusa
7.Nyama rost
8.Nyama ya mbuzi
9.Mkate uliotiwa blueband au asali
10.Chai ya maziwa
11.Maziwa
12.Na mengine yanayofanana na hayo

Nakwambia sirudi tena kwako, tutakuwa tunapishana njiani kama tusiojuana.

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Nina miaka 44 sijawahi kusema uongo tangu nizaliwe, Mchepuko wangu tu ndo hauniamini nikiuambia nipo home na wife subiri tu chart kesho [emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]