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MK254 · Jun 25, 2016

Dani5 said:
Hahaa! Wish I was in the crowd. Haha.MK254, that gave you a unique entrance. I bet the audience was very alert from then on.

You shouldn't wish to be either in my position or that of the audience, because it's like everybody wanted to just vanish in disgust. Trust me, it's a messed up situation, so screwed that you can't gain your focus or confidence back, especially if you're to present while standing at the podium like a preacher.

No matter how much you feign some confidence, there will always be some damned reminder back in your head telling you about what everyone is thinking of you, and that no one is even listening to your bla bla, they are staring at you with all manner of evil thoughts filling up their minds.

There are those moments in life you feel like bats have been purposefully released from hell to haunt you.

MK254 · Jun 25, 2016

simanyane said:
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Kusimama mbele za watu linawezekana hata ukiwa bado dogo fulani kiumri, sio lazima uwe umekomaa, tia bidii utafikia hapo hata ukiwa dogo. Halafu porn huwa imeandikwa 18+
kwamba yeyote aliyezidi miaka 18 yu radhi kutizama, na hawajasema aachie akifikia umri gani.

Think Hard · Jun 25, 2016

MK254 said:
Kuna wakati nilikua napenda sana kutizama movie za porn kwenye laptop yangu. Sasa siku moja nikawa najiandaa niwahi kikao ambacho mimi ndiye nilikua presenter. Kwa vile muda ulikua bado, nikafanya maamuzi ya kutizama porn walau kwa dakika chache.

Movie ikanoga sana hadi nikajishtukia nachelewa kikao, mara moja nikafunika laptop na kuitia ndani ya mkoba, wala sikukumbuka kuzima movie. kawaida laptop ukiitia ndani ya bag, application zote huwa zinakwenda kwenye hibernation.

Nilifika kwenye kikao nikakuta nimesubiriwa sana, tayari wadau wameanza kunung'unika, akiwemo mkuu fulani humo. Mara moja nikaitoa laptop kwenye mkoba na kuifungua, sasa cha kushangaza kumbe ile movie haikuzima, sauti za mwanamke zikaendelea "Oh yeah, oh yeah" halafu huku screen imezima hivyo siwezi zima movie yenyewe. Kero zaidi button ya kuzima moto ikawa inazingua hata kwa kubonyeza ikawa inagoma.

Nilitamani ardhi ipasuke nife mbali. Kilichofuatia sina hamu ya kukitaja, ila hizi laptops ni kero.

Mkuu Laptop sio Kero..wewe mtumiaji ndo kero

MK254 · Jun 25, 2016

Think Hard said:
Mkuu Laptop sio Kero..wewe mtumiaji ndo kero

Hehehe!! Mbona application zote huingia kwenye hibernation kila ukifunga laptop. Sasa ikawa movie ndio sugu na inasubiri kunitia aibu ya mwaka.

Think Hard · Jun 25, 2016

MK254 said:
Hehehe!! Mbona application zote huingia kwenye hibernation kila ukifunga laptop. Sasa ikawa movie ndio sugu na inasubiri kunitia aibu ya mwaka.

Usijali,, imekutokea wewe ili iwe fundisho kwa wengine...kwa wapenzi wa hiyo kitu chafu watakua makini sasaa

Lusajo11 · Jun 25, 2016

Mimi huyu jamaa yangu najua vizuri ni addict. Sasa ilikuwa tupresent kwa pamoja kwenye semina fulani ilikutanisha watu wa kanda zote za Tanzania.

Asubuhi kabla hatujaondoka lodge tukaarifiwa tubadilishe kidogo topic yetu kwa kuwa kuna wanasiasa walikuwa na agenda zao. Ilikuwa tupresent asubuhi lakini tukaambiwa nafasi yetu ni baada ya breakfast.

Mabadiliko tuliyafanya kwa muda mfupi tu tukamaliza mimi nikaenda kwenye chumba changu kujiandaa, kumbe jamaa aliutumia muda huo kujilipua

Kufika ukumbini dereva wetu kutaka ujiko akaenda kuandaa laptop kumbe mshaji alikuwa hajazima manyanga nyanga yake mi sijui ilikuwaje lakini noma iliyotokea pale ilikuwa balaa. Mi nilitamani kujificha chini ya meza maana watu hawakuweza kujua ni nani kati yetu watatu alifanya vile

MK254 · Jun 25, 2016

Lusajo11 said:
Mimi huyu jamaa yangu najua vizuri ni addict. Sasa ilikuwa tupresent kwa pamoja kwenye semina fulani ilikutanisha watu wa kanda zote za Tanzania.

Asubuhi kabla hatujaondoka lodge tukaarifiwa tubadilishe kidogo topic yetu kwa kuwa kuna wanasiasa walikuwa na agenda zao. Ilikuwa tupresent asubuhi lakini tukaambiwa nafasi yetu ni baada ya breakfast.

Mabadiliko tuliyafanya kwa muda mfupi tu tukamaliza mimi nikaenda kwenye chumba changu kujiandaa, kumbe jamaa aliutumia muda huo kujilipua

Kufika ukumbini dereva wetu kutaka ujiko akaenda kuandaa laptop kumbe mshaji alikuwa hajazima manyanga nyanga yake mi sijui ilikuwaje lakini noma iliyotokea pale ilikuwa balaa. Mi nilitamani kujificha chini ya meza maana watu hawakuweza kujua ni nani kati yetu watatu alifanya vile

Hehehe!!! Noma sana, halafu lazima jamaa yako huyo alikausha ili asitajwe yeye.
Bora hapo yeye alikua na wakufa nao, mimi nilikua mwenyewe mazima mazima, macho yote kwangu, jasho linanidondoka halafu button ya power off imegoma balaa.

Angel Nylon · Jun 26, 2016

Kuna mama mmoja akinihadithia. Yeye lakini yaliyompata yalikuwa sio video bali nia audio ya matusi. Humo papuchi inatajwa waziwazi, sijui n.y.e.g.e, sijui nitom.... Alikuwa anataka kusilizia mziki kwenye simu badala yake kwa bahati mbaya akaweka hio nyimbo, na yupo na watoto na wakwe zake yaani wake wa watoto wake.
Hapo hata sauti alisahau button za kupunguzia ziwapi, simu ndo kama inataka sifa nyimbo inaimba kwa kelele.
Mwisho aliipiga na chini, ikatoka betri. Lkn aibu ilimkumba. Maana baada ya hapo hakukuwa tena na story. Kila mmoja alinyamaza.

Kanungila Karim · Jun 26, 2016

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Simplicity. · Jun 26, 2016

Mimi nilimtumia supervisor wangu kwa email movie ya ngono, sijui ilitoka wapi. Nilikuwa naupload folder - zipped ambalo lilikuwa na project, kumbe ndani ya hilo folder kulikuwa na mp4 ya ngono. Supervisor alikuwa ni mwanamke. Ilibidi aniite, na kuniambia "can you explain to me what is this?". Tangu hapo tulianza urafiki na sasa tumeoana - mke wangu, alikuwa ni mdada mdogo tu mzungu.

MK254 · Jun 26, 2016

Angel Nylon said:
Kuna mama mmoja akinihadithia. Yeye lakini yaliyompata yalikuwa sio video bali nia audio ya matusi. Humo papuchi inatajwa waziwazi, sijui n.y.e.g.e, sijui nitom.... Alikuwa anataka kusilizia mziki kwenye simu badala yake kwa bahati mbaya akaweka hio nyimbo, na yupo na watoto na wakwe zake yaani wake wa watoto wake.
Hapo hata sauti alisahau button za kupunguzia ziwapi, simu ndo kama inataka sifa nyimbo inaimba kwa kelele.
Mwisho aliipiga na chini, ikatoka betri. Lkn aibu ilimkumba. Maana baada ya hapo hakukuwa tena na story. Kila mmoja alinyamaza.

Kuanzia hapo mnanuniana nyote.

bombei_safaya · Jun 26, 2016

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Lwasu · Jun 26, 2016

bombei_safaya said:
Uvute bangi ikushinde sigara

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mtamanyali · Jun 27, 2016

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Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander · Jun 27, 2016

mtamanyali said:
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Kwahiyo mpaka dvd ilipoisha ndio mji ukatulia....?

mtamanyali · Jun 27, 2016

Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander said:
Kwahiyo mpaka dvd ilipoisha ndio mji ukatulia....?

Ha ha ha ha, ilibidi atafutwe mjumbe tubomoe tuzime DVD. Jamaa akahama mtaa

king kan · Jun 27, 2016

Hivi visa vinachekesha sana. Kuna kisa kila nikikikumbuka huwa nacheka sana.

Saint Ivuga · Jun 27, 2016

Ungekuwa na headphone ungezichomeka fasta.. Ila maji yakishamwagika ha ha ha ..

Saint Ivuga · Jun 27, 2016

Lusajo11 said:
Mimi huyu jamaa yangu najua vizuri ni addict. Sasa ilikuwa tupresent kwa pamoja kwenye semina fulani ilikutanisha watu wa kanda zote za Tanzania.

Asubuhi kabla hatujaondoka lodge tukaarifiwa tubadilishe kidogo topic yetu kwa kuwa kuna wanasiasa walikuwa na agenda zao. Ilikuwa tupresent asubuhi lakini tukaambiwa nafasi yetu ni baada ya breakfast.

Mabadiliko tuliyafanya kwa muda mfupi tu tukamaliza mimi nikaenda kwenye chumba changu kujiandaa, kumbe jamaa aliutumia muda huo kujilipua

Kufika ukumbini dereva wetu kutaka ujiko akaenda kuandaa laptop kumbe mshaji alikuwa hajazima manyanga nyanga yake mi sijui ilikuwaje lakini noma iliyotokea pale ilikuwa balaa. Mi nilitamani kujificha chini ya meza maana watu hawakuweza kujua ni nani kati yetu watatu alifanya vile

Ha ha ha ... Dereva hapo alikuwa hajui hata kitu..

Dejane · Jun 27, 2016

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