Kiswahili cha Kenya

Judgement said:

Yes !
Wewe ako right! Joo unajua sisi wakenya hata kama tuko na mastress mob hatukuwangi na mudomo ndefu! Tunarimein sailensi !
Sie tuna stick kufaind doo za kukula bai the wei!
Hatuweit mpaka buda akusongeshee ma'doo zake. Hata Nyanyaangu bado anahaso kufaind doo na ni mudosi .

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hehehehehe.....ww utakuwa mutz!

Papa Mopao said:

Mtu nguwa, leta kiswahili cha Kenya tupate ladha kamili kamili

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mm sio guy ya kenya, mm ni guy tz!

Hehehehe niko na beste yangu,
''hebu ongea basi nipange masiku tuje kukulana!!!joo najua hata manzi yangu ile ya mwisho niliompanda ,alinipa sifa kede kede!!!!''
Lol hata kama upo in a romantic mood inakata KAT!!!!
Af wanajionaga wanajua swahili kuliko wabongo!

mhm! :shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:

:help::help:

Papa Mopao said:

1. Mtu Nguwa, hii njewere nimependa sana...
2. Nyuruchi iko huku
3. Msupuu wa Kamau anajua kukata cat walk
4. Endeleeni

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mtwa mkulu said:

Hebu Tuone Na Swahili La Kongo Hapa....

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hii ni balaa tupu....

Swts said:

Hehehehe niko na beste yangu,
''hebu ongea basi nipange masiku tuje kukulana!!!joo najua hata manzi yangu ile ya mwisho niliompanda ,alinipa sifa kede kede!!!!''
Lol hata kama upo in a romantic mood inakata KAT!!!!
Af wanajionaga wanajua swahili kuliko wabongo!

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kama komedi vile,,,,,hata hawajui.

Swts said:

Hehehehe niko na beste yangu,
''hebu ongea basi nipange masiku tuje kukulana!!!joo najua hata manzi yangu ile ya mwisho niliompanda ,alinipa sifa kede kede!!!!''
Lol hata kama upo in a romantic mood inakata KAT!!!!
Af wanajionaga wanajua swahili kuliko wabongo!

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Mbona unawachongoa macharlie wa westiii

SHERRIF ARPAIO said:

Mbona unawachongoa macharlie wa westiii

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hao si wawest..hao wa KEII...nlikutana nae akawa ananipiga Sound.....hahahah..yani apo anajiona anaromantic swaga balaa....nlikuwa nakenua tuu

La Ajabu zaidi hao waKenye ndiyo waalimu wa lugha ya kiswahili around the world ( kwenye viyuoo vingi huko majuu ) wanafanya Excellent job spreading swahili.

Lady doctor said:

Woi, aki machalii wa bongo wamezidi kuleta unyee kama watoi

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Ahaaa....aki lady doctor we ni manzi ya nyeri! mbona swahili yako anakaa poa hivi? Au we ni msupaa wa unii?

.....huyu mathee (mother) yangu amekuwa mnoma nowadays!!

Kingmairo said:

Ahaaa....aki lady doctor we ni manzi ya nyeri! mbona swahili yako anakaa poa hivi? Au we ni msupaa wa unii?

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hahaha...... Eish hebu wacha matharau Buda oops sore mdhii, we Ucome turkana ama Ololo utaniona lol ila usije ukanihanya hehehe!!!

Ngai fwa fwa, nakuambia madhee acha kucheza na wa k! Me nilikuambia nitakoshow ile house kama ikikam tumorrow! A

Lady doctor said:

hahahaa ooh sherii... Tomboka baba wapi Arushaone??

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Nifungulie mlango nimerudi wife wangu.

Si na urudi kule umetoka? Unataka pigwa mwiko wewe

Arushaone said:

Nifungulie mlango nimerudi wife wangu.

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Hawa wananiharibia lugha yangu kwa kweli,halafu hicho ni kiswahili au ni vilugha vya kule kwao?
Nalog off

Mlaleo said:

Hapo sijambulia kitu au hiyo ni Sheng'

Kiswahili cha kenya = Nipe Maandazi Mbili

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Unajua kuna sentensi zingine kenya wako sahihi kuliko sisi watanzania. kwa mfano nipe maandazi mbili ni sahihi kuliko kusema nipe maandazi mawili.....jiulize silabi 'ma' inafanya nini kwenye namba 'mbili' kwanini hatusemi nipe maandazi....masita, masaba au maandazi makumi. Kiufupi namba katika sentesi inatakiwa ijitegemee bila kiambishi awali chochote. Mfano tunatakiwa tuseme ' nipe maandazi mbili....au tatu....au nne.....au tano au sita.

King'asti said:

Si na urudi kule umetoka? Unataka pigwa mwiko wewe

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Shida yako ni gani?
Tuonane

Arushaone said:

Hapo unamuiga Chimbuvu tu, huna lolote.
Afu ukiendelea na tabia zako nakufungia na kumrudisha Erickb52 madakani fasta!!!!!!!!

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Hahahaaa... Chimbuvu iko na maproblemee mukulu.. oparesio kimbunga meweka kwa fwasi ya Mbujimayi na yeye haiko makuta kwa mufuko..

Washawasha said:

Hawa wananiharibia lugha yangu kwa kweli,halafu hiko ni kiswahili au ni vilugha vya kule kwao?
Nalog off

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Kweli wanakuharibia..