Kutana na Mhaya Advocate

Filosofia ya Rorya · 2021-10-30T08:45:29+00:00

Advocate Rwankomez Bushoke Batamuzi, Mhaya wa Ruita Muleba ameenda kwenye harusi ya Muganyizi Byejumula Mulokozi, alivyotaka kuegesha gari yake ikawa hivi:- Mhaya – nionyeshe wenye Harrier wanapaki wapi? Mlinzi (Bageni Bigacho) – lete huku nikuonyeshe. Paki palee… Mhaya – maweee! Wewe Tarishi! Mbona kuna Vogue na VX hapa? Mlinzi (Bageni Bigacho) – VX ni la Mpishi wa chakula cha harusi na Vogue ni la Karani wa kitengo cha majitaka cha Manispaa. Ni watu wa kawaida tu hao usiogope. Mhaya – what do you mean?! Mlinzi (Bageni Bigacho) – mimi sijui lugha wewe paki hapo. Mhaya – impossible kwa kweli, ebu nionyeshe wenye full-tank wanapaki wapi? Mlinzi (Bageni Bigacho) – siyo kazi yangu kuingia kwenye matenki ya magari kujuwa kuna lita ngapi. Mhaya – basi nionyeshe Ma-advocate wanapaki wapi? Mlinzi (Bageni Bigacho) – mbona tunachoshana! Au hutaki kupaki? Mhaya – hapana…, sikiliza…, ukichoshwa ndiyo unalipwa ujira, kazi yako ni kuchoswa, au hujui? Mlinzi (Bageni Bigacho) – sasa nikusaidieje mpaka hapo? Mhaya – nionyeshe wenye Masters ya UK ya Sheria wamepaki wapi. Usinipeleke kwa mafisadi. Mlinzi (Bageni Bigacho) – subiri hapo nikuitie Kamanda wewe. Mhaya – ngoja…, ngoja kwanza…, basi napaki hapahapa, lakini huko ndani ukumbini unionyeshe wanaoongea Oxford English kama mimi wamekaa wapi. Usinipeleke kwa washamba Wajaluo wanaoongea Cambridge English. Mlinzi (Bageni Bigacho) – sihusiki ukumbini, nenda mwenyewe. Mhaya – waambie hao wenye VX na Vogue nitawaundia Tume ya Uchunguzi. Mlinzi (Bageni Bigacho) – kwenda zako, Advocate mzima unaendesha Harrier? Gari la Walimu Wakuu wa kike! Alafu unashoboka povu jiiingi hata haya huna! Kisa na: Douglas Majwala.

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